Setting aside anyone's views of #Maduro, and notwithstanding the fact that I am not a legal expert, it's becoming clear to me that Trump's capture of Maduro is not even legal under U.S. domestic law. A responsible Congress would impeach and remove a President for this. This Congress will not.

You buggers! #TheTraitors

My final guess: it's Ellie. #TheTraitors #SecretTraitor

Did the words "secret traitor" just come out of Ellie's mouth? Why would she know about a secret traitor? 🤔 #TheTraitors

A traitor banished in week one. That must be a record. #TheTraitors

TRAITOR ON TRAITOR ALERT! #TheTraitors

I don't see how repeating "I want a shield" every minute falls under being an encouraging coach. #TheTraitors

Correctly calling out two of the traitors just strengthens this suspicion even more for me. Faithfuls never zero in on traitors this early. Never. Especially not two of them. #TheTraitors

Does breaking the shield invalidate it? #TheTraitors

Friendly reminder: this is a family show. #TheTraitors

I'm increasingly loaning towards Fiona as the #SecretTraitor. Between her being in the room when Ben pointed the finger at Ross, and a few things she said in her confessionals, she's going quickly up my suspect list. #TheTraitors

Ooh, accusing your own daughter of being a traitor. Spicy. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUncloaked

Those names really don't help (apart from the fact that it adds two people to the definite-faithful list). #TheTraitors

Herd mentality wins again. As it so often does. #TheTraitors

Amanda took the throne from one of the people on the murder shortlist. Interesting. #TheTraitors

What is this secret you're keeping, Ross? 🤔 #TheTraitors

Does that put the Ross-Nettie thing to bed now? #TheTraitors

That was from BEFORE the traitors were selected! This Ross-Netty thing is rubbish! #TheTraitors

Not gonna lie, Judy has crossed my mind as the #SecretTraitor. But I can't put my finger on why. #TheTraitors

Another secret parent-child alliance. Great. #TheTraitors

Ooh, this is going to be juicy. #TheTraitors #SecretTraitor #RedCloak

About time they included us in the guessing game. #TheTraitors #SecretTraitor #RedCloak

So... how does this secret traitor thing work then exactly? #TheTraitors #RedCloak

Woah! Not even five minutes in and already the gauntlet's down! #TheTraitors #RedCloak

Oh yes! It's back! #TheTraitors

Hot take: if your web ordering system for ordering BEvERages is sh*te, you are not going to get any orders for BEvERages. I'm looking at you, #TorontoPearson.

I’m ready to keep it classy in 2026

I once walked past Ian Hislop who was out for a walk in his local park.

I once had a man ask me for directions in Bulgaria. At least I think that's what he was saying. I don't speak Bulgarian.

Does Putin actually expect anyone to believe that Ukraine would waste so much military hardware on a heavily defended area? Yes, he expects Governor Trump to believe it. And he did, like a good little Governor of Ameriki. #UkraineWar

Merry Christmas! Joyeux Noël!

Thank you, #Google, for quietly turning on a new feature that made me think my account was hacked during my flight. #unimpressed

Si-ilent night, ho-oly night Christmas cards gave a fright Cordons cau-aused by festive wishes Such an overrraction this is Cops have egg on their fa-ace Co-ops have egg on their face #ukpoli

The moment you say you're going to allocate a sprint for production rollout is the moment you should realise that you are doing #waterfall, not #agile.

I get it. The BBC should be experimenting, innovating, trying new things, etc etc. But why did you have to do THAT to the Shipping Forecast, of all things? #R4Today

I'd like to thank #ReformUK for providing a freepost envelope with their campaigning material. It means I don't have to buy a stamp to exercise my GDPR right to object to having my name and address used in this way. It's very thoughtful.

I was visiting some former communist states just a fortnight ago learning about exactly these tactics. Why I cannot go to #China. As much as I want to, I cannot implicitly endorse this barbarism www.cbc.ca/news/world/c...

A friendly reminder to anyone in Europe affected by the #AirTransat strike. If your cancelled flight was to depart from an airport in the EU, EEA, UK or Switzerland, and you decide not to travel, they must offer you a refund. Not a travel credit. A refund. To your original payment method. #EU261

And now, it's time to go home to a second straight evening with NO BROADBAND! #Sky #Outage

How is it that I've been in this country for 14 years and I've only just gotten around to experiencing panto?

I would like to thank #Cloudflare for burning up my monthly three-and-a-half-nines error budget this morning.

Me: Can you look for any commits during this week of November that would cause a performance degradation? Claude: It's 100% this commit. Me: I meant November this year, not November last year. #AIFail

It looks like I'll be finding something else to do on the evening of Eurovision 2026.

Idea for a new hobby: writing to companies asking them to enumerate why they recommend that I consent to each individual vendor and purpose, and why each one that is listed as "legitimate interest" is so listed. All 990 of them, in the case of one app I just looked at. #GDPR

Canada getting colour-coded weather warnings, like we have in Europe, is long overdue. But it's happening. So I'm not complaining. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Pope: AI won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation. AI: There is no Pope.

One of these days, we will learn that putting combustible things on the outside of high-rise buildings is a bad idea. Hoping, possibly against hope at this point, that the majority of those missing are found alive. #HongKongFire

Of course Putin approves it. He dictated it to Governor Trump. BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...

Me: I've described this bug, write tests to prove it's broken. Claude: Here are some tests that prove it's broken. Me: Why are those tests passing? Claude: Because they document the behaviour. Me: You don't understand TDD, do you?

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.