zoey: penis rumi; penis!! they look towards mira whose annoyed. then, after a moment, she smiles in resignation mira: penis

rumi would rather do lines of coke off the counter than talk about her feelings for more than three minutes

woah sorry for the vent haha uhh penis

It’s easy to draw pictures. It takes me like twenty minutes for those silly shitposts. It’s nothing. But it doesn’t take away the anguish I feel. I’m wondering when my life will begin

I hate having deep conversations actually. I don’t like addressing my feelings. I don’t like crying. Keep it away!

my dad got me a coloring book and this is one of the first pages

we’re bringing back Fortnite summer this year

dudeee we’re getting the band back together! there’s no penis joke this time guys

Come getcho food but don’t eat it too fast lololol #themitchellsvsthemachines archiveofourown.org/works/79552086…

WHY ARE PEOPLE INSULTING ME ON MY ALT TUMBLR I BARELY USE

my moms Valentine’s Day gift for me was an entire 2-liter of ginger ale and I just think that’s beautiful. I fucking love ginger ale so much man

rumi: yooooo what about dick mira: god fucking damn it zoey you’ve got rumi saying it now!!!! zoey: I don’t do anything!! rumi: dick!!!

I hate twitter it’s so glitchy I can’t even send my funny appropriately timed videos I fucking HATE IT!

zoey: so have you ever considered rumi: no zoey: ? mira: we’ve considered penis zoey you don’t have to keep saying that zoey: I wasn’t gonna say that :( rumi: okay what were you gonna say then zoey: so have you ever considered penis

okay, listen, I have trouble sharing my ideas. I get flustered easily. I get embarrassed. I think people won’t like them, or won’t acknowledge them, so I don’t say anything, even when people prompt me. That’s changed within the past couple months, but I’m still very hesitant.

When I say pee, you say nis! pee! NIS!

I’m sorry to the 85 people who follow me that’re watching me die laughing at penis jokes like I’m four fucking years old but I’ll never not laugh. you should laugh all the time .

when I pee, you say nis! pee! NIS!

penis

rumi: I HATE IT!!!! I hate it I hate it I HATE IT!!!! FUCK IT ALL FUCK IT ALL FUCK IT ALL!!!! I HATE IT ALL!!!!! I hate I hate I HATE!!!!! mira carding her fingers through rumi’s loose hair : are you okay now sweetheart rumi: I think so, thank you, you always help mira: I love you rumi: love you

someone said I’m gucci that’s like saying wow you’re fucking epic and awesome, this is so dope

every time I post something I’m Like “this shits never gonna get likes” and to my surprise it does

chronic migraines is terrible, I’m completely rendered disabled today

Rumi magazine cover ✨ #KpopDemonHunters #kpdh #Art

they’re calling me disgusting for making Huntrix penis jokes on tumblr

just spent 4 hours watching the Super Bowl and it so happened to be the worst one in history

rubbing my fat bald head

and I think there’s a broader conversation to be had about people desperately wanting their fandom activities to be some unidentifiable form of activism. they want to feel good about what they’re doing without doing anything meaningful. They cannot divorce themselves from their comfort properties

I think writing fanfic of your favorite characters killing ice agents or whatever and then posting, without second thought, is both incredibly distasteful and reeks of mockery. this shit isn’t a joke and you’re not cool for this. Ice is systemically killing niggas

knocking you out like a lullaby, here that sound ringing in your mind, better sit down for the show cuz I’m gonna show you how it’s goo goo ga

ice is in my town, up the street

sorry I think superrumi was a really big baby/toddler like she was half of celine’s size at 2 and then became relatively normal size in adulthood so celine doesn’t know what that was about exactly

okay nevermind this isn’t really serious. but i remember before i started posting art on twitter (literally in November) i was only present on tumblr, and i was writing fics, and i remember a big account (3k followers) vagued tf outta my fic I was like omfg bitch😭😭and I was following them too like

can I get serious for a second

zoerumi in the backseat of their car after the worst fucking preformance they’ve ever had and mira’s gripping the steering wheel so hard that it’s denting

I love the headcannon where Rumi gets big as fuck post canon, so I drew something based off a tweet I saw. #Zoerumi

I’m so fucking over it. by “it”. heh… let’s just say… niggas. I’m pissed off

just laughed at ai. I’m nothing more than a chimp

dear jungle your post about Rumi hitting the :3 face has brought me so much joy you can't even imagine 🥺 it is part of what keeps me going everyday and for that, i thank you from the bottom of my heart 💜

people on tumblr have taken to just calling me jungle and that’s really funny and cute

rumi: I love abusing barbiturates and pharmaceuticals mira: haha me too rumi: mira: wait are we joking. I thought we were playing around rumi: ive been taking more and more Benadryl each day

zoey: I’d like to know everyone’s opinion on penis here mira: cool rumi; I think it’s yknow pretty awesome I think zoey: mmkay. so, how would we feel if we sucked one, preferably yours, rumi rumi: that’d be pretty cool i think mira: yeah i agree zoey: thanks for answering guys

I’ve had zero motivation for anything today

I woke up out of my sleep earlier laughing about this

zoey talking about hushpuppies: yeah, me and my family used to eat these things often, that’s… uh, I don’t know the Korean word for them, sorry mira: they’re called faggot balls here 🥰

whabever

I dont recommend being unmedicated this bp is kicking my ass I feel like that onion article that’s like “we taught this chimp how to read and he hanged himself” but that’s me every minute of every day

if zoey gets scared I think she screams and immediately starts laughing. doesn’t take it too seriously rumi doesn’t scream but jumps violently. a relieved sigh afterwards, then she’ll smile lightheartedly mira gets scared, screams as loud as possible, and gets mad as fuck or just stares silently