Elyza Halpern
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Elyza Halpern
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over 1 year ago
Male comedians are much more inclined to do this weird thing where they point out that someone in the audience isn’t laughing or smiling and it’s so bizarre because you are only highlighting your own inadequacy as an entertainer??
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Wrote this one
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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Listen I’m not saying we need to bring assassination back but I WOULD like Kaiser to be a little nervous when they start playing games this enrollment period
over 1 year ago
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An “LA Free Solo” is when you drive without Waze
over 1 year ago
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The Wicked movie coming out reminds me of the time in middle school when my friend’s *very Republican* mom was talking about how the show was “such a good social commentary” and i really want to send her a message that’s like “fyi you voted for the Wizard” but I also don’t want to get shot
over 1 year ago
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Tr*mp def thinks Dr. Oz is like, the Wizard of
over 1 year ago
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Making RFK Jr. the head of the Health Department is like making the football coach who thinks girls pee and get their period out of the same hole the health teacher at a high school..oh wait, this tracks America.
over 1 year ago
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How did you all explain to older family members who Jake Paul was yesterday?
over 1 year ago
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What is this?
over 1 year ago
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