burps

but this is now. . . not the olden times. . . I don't pee on trees like you WHO SAID THAT

haha that's so funny dad! I'm hungry

Dances along to a dance practice video as he mumbled along the song attached to the dance, not noticing [READER]'s presence. . . until a minute later as he turned because of a dance move he froze immediately and scrambled to grab his phone and turn it off, he looked at [READER] and just stood +

syzoth she useless ray of goddamn sunshine on my I am not your father till I why won't you die already

"My mommie protects me because she loves me."

He whimpered as his legs shook a bit, he was anxious! His nails dug into his palms, if he hadn't chewed them off they'd be bleeding just from how hard he's pressing them down. ❝ You know I killed people with this a few times! +

He fisted the air, proud of himself from not pissing his pants and running away in the middle of a fight. Before of course he slowly took it back, embarrassed at what he just did. ❝ I am gonna fight! He cursed himself silently, but he knew, at least from what he learned from his own fights +

❝ I just. . . It was self defense! got to me first He frowned as he continued to hastily put bandaids on himself, nothing else to ease the pain. Usually he'd yap his head off but seems like tonight wasn't one of those nights, He yelped as he— for some reason poked at a bruise. . . which he then +

[ me randomly reminding people I draw LMAOO ]

@hungryclaws.bsky.social ‼️

syzoth my collection JUST from my gallery alone

❝ Just got reminded I killed a bunch of people with my farts this is gonna ruin the tour 😖😖

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @smokedetektor.bsky.social ᅠ

syzoth Instead of a deaged AU I have a aged au where sd just becomes the mutant version of the narrator from fight club EZ yay or nay

❝ Frick no! Have you seen the claws on him? I'm lucky I'm not on a t-shirt yet cuz of him! He bit his lip real hard, blood almost coming out as he focused on slowly intensifying his mist to— MAYBE make him act swoozy. The scent already making his own nostrils feel like a cactus was shoved in it +

❝ They call me. . . [ He goes silent, trying to remember what he chose for his "hero" name ] Skunk! He smirked, acting so proud as if it wasn't a degrading nickname of his. Slowly he tried to thicken the mist, the smell getting stronger ❝ Smells good? +

❝ well. . . you didn't specify in hours or minutes. . . but I got them!! 😼

❝ Just found out what mutants my age are doing. . .

❝ Imagine hating on me [ and probably hunting me. . . ] while I'm dancing in my room like —

❝ What about 10 minutes? 😢😢

❝ She threw away the cigars

❝ I'm telling raven 😢😢

❝ UHHHM UH [ Explodes into a cloud of smoke and runs away before slipping and falling face first into the ground ]

❝ I FUCKING HATE LIVING IN THIS ZOO OF A HOUSEHOLD

❝ I made muffins with the flour inside those taped bags I told you about, do you wanna taste them (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

❝ WAIT THAT'S A JOB??? WHY DO I LIVE AT A CRACK HOUSE THEN

syzoth I'd feel like if we were on the same team and you be sabretooth you'll come after MEEEE

❝ Unemployed 👎

❝ 😁😁😁 *starts deleting his search history and wattpad*

❝ I CANT I. . . I made her mad :(

❝ you wanna talk about grumpy?? LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE COUCH WHEN I DIDN'T HEAR YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME 😾😾

❝ I'm gonna scream loud as frick boy >:(

❝ @hungryclaws.bsky.social, i frew up

syzoth pc update

༄ BEST PARAPARA DANCER IN DA WORLD . . . . ‼️