“Montressor! For the love of God!!”

One for @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social I feel

2045 me: “Remember during Woke 2 when bella simpson transitioned and there was a whole episode where homer took her to to the stone butch steel mill?”

The sounds remind me of jon bois video foley

Balamory is when your partner has a boyfriend who lives in a pink castle

I was really confused when my mother was reminiscing about the “AI man” when she was young. He would come to the croft in a van full of what I can only assume was sheep cum

Clocking in to clean up the Hentai Foundry superfund site. Dealing with the severe levels of toxic yuri leached into the soil alongside the barrels of Bleach polluting the river

The robot picked through the boxes of old cables and converters at the market stall. "Looking for anything in particular?" "A... special charger adapter." A bag from under the counter. The robot looked inside. Kettle lead to robot charge port. Untracked charging. "A gift. Enjoy your freedom."

The problem with getting subsumed by an ai as your self dissolves is that “memory leak” as a term is already taken and associated with the bastards at Microsoft

#shiptember 4th: The return of prize rules led to the return of Q-ships, such as the LV False Summit. A diplomatic vessel shoddily refitted with turrets behind hatches to hunt commerce raiders.

#shiptember 3rd: It was only during Reconstruction that the salvagers found out the secret of the navy’s Divination Engines

A solar sailer drone for #shiptember in the style I used to fill school jotters with. Highlighters make do

Apparently it’s #shiptember so to make up for lost time here’s some previous work

Ernest Oral Cox United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

Found this turtleneck in the bottom of a drawer from just after my egg cracked. Five years of E and I’ve overtaken the breast forms I had at the time

Ian Fleming’s Bond books felt like a machine to make me reject manliness through slurs i didnt even know existed

Getting back into the swing of things with photography meant I forgot what film was in the camera. Hoping for some eye-searing Ektar 100 photos of SF

Telling my kids that this was The Magnus Archives

RIP to Grendel, you would have loved headphone discos

Sending this to people who don’t do Christmas so they don’t feel left out

Anna Karenina Hard ❌: Instead of being hurt, denying, defending himself, begging forgiveness, instead of remaining indifferent even - anything would have been better than what he did do - his face utterly involuntarily assumed its habitual, good-humored, and therefore idiotic smile. Easy ✅:

Hate when I do the fuck me eyes and she does the blindsight vampire eyes back

It’s a “thinking about women who whine when you beat them” day today

The drug that’s had the most effect on my breast growth is moose tracks ice cream

The drug that’s had the most effect on my breast growth is moose tracks ice cream

Wooo it’s here and wow I’m a lesbian

to me the three most important components of a pizza are the dough, sauce, cheese, pizza, and toppings

Trans women are out here having the wackiest deadnames imaginable. I’d also transition if it meant escaping being called Ezekiel

The modern merchants tale would be fucking a guys wife while he’s in a VR headset

Really feeling myself today And by myself I mean Let’s just say My boobs

Tried Busch light today and I think hard seltzer is just a rebrand of it

“There is no art without suffering” I say as I break into your house and switch the odourless thinner for turpentine

Nominative determinism Jesus would be called Sinbad

What does bonkers even entail? Too much bonk?

I read pink news and I read about the horrible things happening to us. I read the guardian and we own the media, are extremely powerful, and astonishingly beautiful *and* better at eating chillis

Why are they called skeets and not beets

They should try putting blutack in this thing

*rotating a Kim Petras in my mind* “I’m a lesbian”

This is what I want spaceships to look like but I’ll settle for flying theme park ride ones

I hope the tunnelers called 811 first

Dragons Dogma Balls

Y'know the permission to transition? Yeah. It's you who's gotta give that to you. You are the only one who can give your self permission and THERE IS ONE. QUESTION. THAT. MATTERS: What do you want to do? That's it. Everything else is avoiding the one question. What do you want to do? Do that.

Jokertrans

Transition stories in 12 words or fewer I get to be a girl in cute coats that have belts

Putting the prog suppository in in a soldierly fashion

Need to find meds that let me be more than just smooth and nice to touch for people

Remember: there are vital needs we won’t receive by voting for a guy

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Thinking about bringing back oestrogen like It’s a heritage breed sheep thing

Thinking about girls who are kinda boys who are kinda girls