I wonder how hard is it going to be making friends in this city.

As a child and adolescent coming to NYC my parents would always take me to see Balto. Now I live here and I can see him anytime I want 🥹🥹🥹

Successful shoulder day at the gym, the shirt got quite a few looks 😂 @themrkun.bsky.social I need to get more!!!

Not ONE single Gym Husband (who does not know I exist) candidate. What am I going to do now? Workout?

Ok I applied to 5 jobs today! All as barbacks but I hope I get the luck of the draw…

Stinky after workout view

No I’m not gona get sKiNnY due to the gym but do to walking everywhere here in Ny. Good god my feet HUUURT

I mean I get it now…

Now that I’m established in NY I need to find my gym, my gym husband and bar.

I made to NYC and I already was told by a bum that they would ride my daddies dick… I’m home 🥹

If you see this, QTP with your favorite Fire-type Pokémon! 🔥

I am near Goblin Valley State Park. Is this where Goblin Cave happened?

Part one complete of CA➡️NY I will miss driving to EDC but time to leave NV

Driving form CA to NY. *going insane at hour 1*

Gay men posting dick pics today with the caption “he is risen”

April fools is a day where you say shit like, “I wear a buttplug to the gym” and then people think your joking.

Apparently I’m not gAy EnOuHg because I never liked playing as girly pop characters in fighting games. Look I was always trying to look at buldges on ryu, kilik, and king (god I love king)

Fuck me sideways and call me sock puppet, I took bulking season tooooo seriously I have a ton of work to do😂. After I eat this loaf of bread 🥖

Well I did the bad thing, I bought more DnD dice

RE9 did something odd to me. *spoilers* When Leon reached the gates of RPD it reminded me of old time RE2 and the (adventure) horrors that happened in there, it slapped nostalgia in my face.

Im glad DnD is not real since getting iseka’id to that would would be horrible “Oh I’d be a God” No bitch you are a common human with below average intellect and tummy problems (taking about me) I wanna be a gnoll

I am 1% grape, my stomach hurts but I ate all those grapes

The best part about moving is the ability to get new art for my gaming wall

I have to get stronger and I have to be able to JoJo pose on command

People complain about Crimson Desert controls have clearly never played Black Desert.

Im adoring season 2 of Live action One Piece

Healing should be temporary hit points. Like, ok this axe just popped a head off but somehow you have 1hp? But don’t worry, my god glooglaxia will shine light on you and heal that small flesh wound…

The only ship that matters to me is the A-wing

As a kid I loved to watch Top Model. Im now watching the Netflix documentary of it and I just realized I dislike Tyra Banks and TV networks.

I was walking home from the gym and I heard a flower bush rustle. Immediately I went to check what it was, and it was a rat. Friggin Pokopia dog trained me to stop and check to make sure it was not a Pokemon… Need to put the game down.

Thinking of DnD I was trying to make a “Belmont” I’m torn between Warrior and Ranger Weapons, short sword, a whip, I guess a boomerang. Since vampires are undead and not monster I guess “ranger” subclass Hunter would work since they are not magic. But warrior has the finesse and the parry

Since I’m moving to NYC I became a bit sad. I always try to find a gym husband that does not know is married to me and wonder if they limp wristed… But two problems arise One: gym is expensive Two: everyone in NYC is a flaming homo so part of my fun is kinda gone…

Pokopia is dangerous. Made me order a medium pizza and eat it all in one sitting as I marathon the game. But it’s ok I, had water afterwords. And a sense of wonder in this fucked up world.

Playing Pokémon Pokopia made me think… I’m a Ditto… can I breed…with these Pokémon like machoke. Not that I ever would!!! And admit to it.

RE9 has a lot of “Could you not?” Moments when playing as Grace and “Could you please?” While playing as Leon

It’s Friday and I can’t wait to see what the day brings

*reading Greek history to get inspiration for my manuscript* Me: “Golly, is every god, royalty and human a flaming fa-“ *keeps reading* Me: “ah makes sense, they were all roommates. Now on to Roman history.”

Everyone seems to like Crimson Desert and I’m super happy. I played Black Desert Online and they appear similar so I know ima enjoy it.

The simple horro of playing in first person Grace RE9 makes it perfect. While playing as Leon it’s RE4 esque. The story does not matter since I’m to focused on surviving as grace and having a good wallop as Leon

Crisis after crisis after crisis. All because pedos run the government and do not want the truth out. Everything is theater, nothing is for our benefit. I wish this was a book pitch but it’s the reality we live in. All because uneducated fucks and the monsters in leadership positions.

I will always choose you, no matter what. Since I got the my first brick grey gameboy back in the ‘90 This is my partner Pokémon

Oh my stars and winds I’m choosing fire this time around. This is the first time in decades I had a hard time choosing. Pokémon I’m not disappointed

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

Need more stickers

Eww fuck Hockey (US men’s) and fuck Heated Rivalry because men hockey

Sad, bulk season is over I guess I become miserable

DnD is for Saturday and I’m ready.

Bring 1980 ascetics back I’ll even take 1990… I miss the future where all was chrome

Just a reminder: you matter people care for you. The world is shit and negative right now, but love conquers all (not friendship fuck the power of friendship). Good will win in the end, humanity will win. And tostones are fucking good.

⭕ #LOTR #Frodo #lotrfanart #illustration