Crusty Slit
@bloopidybloop.bsky.social
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I just want to watch grisly horror movies in a tastefully decorated room (He/Him)
pinned post!
Maybe I’ll hop on here every now and then 🤷🏻
about 1 year ago
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Blah blah tits blah blah
4 months ago
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hby's stuff
4 months ago
#pixelart
#artpost
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Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar
4 months ago
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Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.
5 months ago
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It was a titty kind of morning
7 months ago
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Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!
7 months ago
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Biiiiig stretch
9 months ago
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The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈
11 months ago
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Sunday cuddles?
11 months ago
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Long story short, my ass has gotten fatter 🥹
11 months ago
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Idk what this is but here it is
11 months ago
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Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)
11 months ago
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It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore!
11 months ago
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Who wants to watch The Menu with me?
12 months ago
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Fuck do I enjoy cheese
12 months ago
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Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think
@jjskyhopper.bsky.social
is a piece of shit 😘
12 months ago
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You can kinda see my quads through my thigh fat now 😌
12 months ago
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I truly cannot stand dudes who SCREAM at the top of their lungs at the end of a set at the gym. If you need to do all that to muster strength, please just lower your weight and shut up lol
about 1 year ago
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Up early to get a massage then I’ll go to the gym and then maybe someone can give me another massage but from the inside 😃
about 1 year ago
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Hope all you beautiful fuckasses have a great weekend! I did biceps today.
about 1 year ago
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Idk how some gays have the mental fortitude to submit themselves to be RATED by gay instagram accounts lol
about 1 year ago
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It’s my birthday so I’m gonna eat an entire sheet cake and nobody can stop me
about 1 year ago
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Good lighting really is witchcraft
about 1 year ago
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Haircut cured me (probably for sure yeah?)
about 1 year ago
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PLEASE don’t put your bare ass on your board games 🥲
about 1 year ago
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Opening this site at work and then getting mad when porn shows up is crazyyyyyyyyyyy 🤐
about 1 year ago
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My smoke detector just scared the shit right out of my ass
about 1 year ago
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It’s so pretty 🥹
about 1 year ago
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Get all up in there
about 1 year ago
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I’ll wear spooky shirts all goddamn year if I want
about 1 year ago
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When you’re the funniest of all your friends and they start getting jealous
about 1 year ago
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Good sexting is a dying artform. So many people are just trash at it lol
about 1 year ago
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Was looking very scruffy this morning
about 1 year ago
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I’m determined to organize my board games and NOT be a slut today
about 1 year ago
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I seriously have like *the* best fucking people in my life
about 1 year ago
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I could tie a knot in a cherry stem with my asshole
about 1 year ago
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I quite enjoy being chunky and can’t believe I used to not. What a stupid piece of shit I was wow fucking idiot
about 1 year ago
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Had Friendsgiving and it was really fucking good and made my BUTTHOLE PUCKER WITH LOVE
about 1 year ago
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The tree is decorated and I managed to not burn my entire house down in the process
about 1 year ago
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The turkey for tomorrow is now fully thawed but there’s a hole in the bag so turkey juice started pouring out and I didn’t have time to think so I began slurping it up and guzzling it down and I haven’t been able to stop oh god help me I’m drowning in turkey milk GUYS HELP
about 1 year ago
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Some say I have a belly but I don’t really see it
about 1 year ago
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Hosting Friendsgiving this weekend and the next two days are going to be so crazy but I’m really excited to have everyone together so I could annoy them all at once - it’s so convenient 🥹
about 1 year ago
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Eric Schuster
almost 2 years ago
HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY ✍️
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All of my friends are absolute fucking idiots. Every. Single. One. 😘
about 1 year ago
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Matt
about 1 year ago
Cute finds in Palm Springs 🩳
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JJ (He/ Him)
about 1 year ago
Jersey Train, reskeet with a pic of you in a jersey The only pic of me flexing and it's to show off the "farmer's" tan 🙈
add a skeleton here at some point
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Ryan
about 1 year ago
Yes, I'm bald now. 👨🏻🦲
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Oh yeah it was butt stuff day yesterday or whatever I’m late
about 1 year ago
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If y’all want to suck on toes that smell like vinegar, that’s your business but I’m good
about 1 year ago
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Tried changing my first tire yesterday and the whole care blew up and everyone died 😕
about 1 year ago
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