Drake’s facing RICO charges, alongside the guy who gave Trump a customer Cybertruck, for using a gambling platform to artificially boost his Spotify plays. I wish I could’ve seen Kendrick’s face when he heard the news.

Erika Kirk was on an episode of Summer House. I repeat: she went out with that super weird guy, Jordan, that coworker that would lie like a middle schooler about how many girls he made out with.

You also often can’t have much of a savings account when you’re on these programs. There’s no “in case” if, I don’t know, the government shuts down.

I created a family text thread and it just occurred to me that I have never, NEVER used the ♥️ reaction so passively aggressively.

In the midst of (unenthusiastic gesturing and facial expressions) there’s still good things happening!

Fantasy football has shown me a terrible side of myself. I turn into Rob Schneider’s character from Bid Daddy in the card game scene.

Healthcare would also be cool.

IT IS GOOD.

Mamdani met his wife on Hinge?!?! My boyfriend doesn’t love hearing it, but my hot take has always been that dating apps get a bad rap.

The world is hard right now. But this is Ace, he’s really cute and he gives in to naps whenever they strike.

Not trouble for the good guys 😎 “Fear of unmonitored writing is justified because truth is trouble.” - Toni Morrison @bayareadata.press

I get texts like this all the time from my mom. Just a casual greeting with her dog living like a Medici or something.

He’s finally done it. He made Canadians angry. “He should focus on his own problems in his own country, because he has lots of them.” I’m sorry to the world for Trump on many levels. One is that he’s just so fucking annoying.

Uhhhh guys? I can explain why 50 Cent dropped from the ceiling on his Super Bowl commercial. It’s bc in the music video, he dropped from the ceiling. How did no one explain this to me or @bayareadata.press ?!?!

Just reposting as my civic duty, since Bezos is a disgusting, slimy, gross little thing 😊

Ayyyyye, 25 years ago today we were waiting to see if Y2K would ruin all the everything in the world! Whew- time flies, happy new year everyone : )

Hi do you like Bravo? What a roundup, please feel free to tell me all your thoughts 😂

Going into the next Trump administration, but the GOP is self-cannibalizing…

I’d like to propose some important legislation that I think could really get bipartisan support: no more referring to the 90’s as 30 years ago. (It was. I just don’t like it.)

Happy holidays! May your present wrapping have all the enjoyment (if not extra work) of Mr. Bean in Love Actually.

I heard and heard and heard about this show, and am so glad I finally watched it! Can’t wait for Carol’s guest appearance 😎

Being notarized is basically saying “pinkie swear” and you legally have to believe them.

Simon says hi hi wake up did you know I like the pets.

Simon is so jealous that he gets upset when we pay too attention much to building a fire.

The cop in Dumb and Dumber is a great character bc she didn’t have to waste Harry and Lloyd’s time like that, at the gas station or the hotel bar. But she did lol. She was just on investigation and thought “I’ll also ruin these men’s day while I’m here.” Brava 😂

I was tired during a Zoom call with my boss, looked her in the eye, and said “yawn” while yawning. Probably not great etiquette but she did end the call, so 🤷‍♀️

I was seeing a guy in college and had a toothbrush at his place. A guest toothbrush, if you will. After months I casually learned there there was in fact ONE GUEST TOOTHBRUSH. For all guests. Remember being young? 😂

Fantastic article on making snack packs for unhoused neighbors. I never carry cash, but this is an easy way to have something helpful on hand. Thanks @raccoonmoose.bsky.social !

I went to the Arctic to see the Northern Lights. It was amazing, but also: sled dogs are good bois who like butt scratches just as much as lower 48 good bois @bayareadata.press

Bay Area folks! Annie’s Annuals is reopening and under new ownership of the few nursery employees who escaped layoffs, were tasked with shutting the place down- and pooled their assets to buy it instead. Nov 2nd!

Giving strong vibes of the employees at the donut shop that Vance visited lol

What if The Jetsons is really just Rosie’s villain origin story?

Friendly reminder, it’s flu shot season! (And why not re-up your Covid vaccine, too?) Before you find yourself saying “shoot I still haven’t gotten mine” here’s your chance!

Exercise: say the word “dragon.” Now pronounce it like it starts with a J. Dragon. Jragon. Dragon. Jragon 😂

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? Amazing storyline for the new season. Love this for them.

I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hoodwinked, led astray!

My mom just sent me a pre-Covid photo where I had bangs and red hair. My god things were different 😂

Calling himself better looking than Kamala Harris was so weird that I didn’t even realize - Donald also said Harris is at a political ADVANTAGE because she’s a woman. Keep talking, it only helps 🙂

“Kamala’s campaign is as petty as I am” - Thank you @bayareadata.press b/c I hadn’t put my finger on it but YES

Eggo’s Appalachian Sippin’ Cream. An alcoholic mix of waffle and syrup. Maybe this stuff is why JD is the way he is.

News Outlet You Want to Impress: “Your boss seems to be okay with racists” JD: “Yeah he’ll talk to anyone, he’s just cool like that 😎 💅🏼 He also touches and compliments my wife a lot.”

Jimmy Carter’s grandson asked if he was holding out to make it to 100, and this was his reply.

I’m not overly caffeinated and grumpy, I’m just having a Ben Affleck summer 😎 💅🏼

Finally someone asked! Simon, pondering whether a hotdog is a sandwich.

Wait wait wait, seriously just look at her. This is amazing, I love it, more everywhere please!

N. Korea’s spy satellite failed, so a few days later they’re just launching poo-filled balloons at their enemies.

This year’s Met Gala’s theme is from a short story about “the last bastion of rich, refined beauty…overrun by a working-class mob. A tide, a nightmare, a minor detail from a Goya painting.” It’s sincerely about just waiting for the out of touch elite to get what’s coming to them lol what

As an older millennial, I don’t really know who Kendrick Lamar is. But now I think I love him.

I just saw an anti-Hamas. Fair enough, except its disclaimer said was paid for by the Israeli govt? What the hell?

Monday April 13, 2020 Trump's campaign sues a small Wisconsin TV station for airing an liberal attack ad juxtaposing clips of Trump’s airy statements in January and February about the virus with a graph showing the relentless rise in US cases. The suit is dismissed after Trump loses the election.