DMs are open Lena the Plug

I've only been auditioning for this part the past fourty seven years sign me Bezos

If my OC gets dinged by an opponent with a good joke or cutting observation about something I wrote I'm not going to argue it shouldn't count because of circumstances

Good on you Angelo: when a stripper says she can separate you from the remnants of some great evil she's talking about the dead presidents in your wallet

Just learned the name of the band behind the absolute banger "Driver's Seat" was called Sniff N' the Tears and now I understand why they never had a second hit

Happy Mother's Day to a real one the soon to be queen bee of OF Jaime Pressly

Hello ladies

OOC: I'll "suplay". This is my go-to for that question because not only do I think it's indicative of my overall style it's short and to the point actionwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/7356/...

Mike Vrabel another example of "The Patriot Way"

Total Destroyer fuck yeah

Tony Tony Tony smh

Finally UCI hiring someone who doesn't look like they're trying to sell me a Finn the Human Funko Pop

Those Sydney Sweeny pics are going to triple the size of the furry community. Politicians be ready to answer who the hottest Thundercat is at your next town hall

Exhibit B: Dude is the Pa Joad of aura farming

Exhibit A for why Spencer is secretly routing for Angelo

The only Justice League member AEW can team up with is the Atom heyooooooooo!

UCI so dangerous Trump's sending soldiers to Chicago

//II. The Dog Days Are Over For The Prelude @uciefed.bsky.social uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/3766/...

Listen, WWE bringing back Lesnar fills a need The need to launder his hush money payment

I, too, won the genetic lottery but since your pants max out at 36L go straight to hell American Eagle

Yo Trips whatever happened to the idea of "independent contractors"?

🎶Vacation, all I ever wanted 🎶Vacation, had to get away 🎶Vacation, meant to be spent alone //I. Solstice For "The Prelude" @uciefed.bsky.social Ft. @thisscarisafleck.bsky.social uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/3733/...

Saw Superman and I can't believe Cat Cortes did Bibi like that forget the Triad give her the Nobel Peace Prize

Me versus Twenty Vanilla Midgets book it Jubilee

no

Hope those Boers didn't unpack

Cut N Shoot Texas #LEW9 Ride on it, shoot em down, and get the fuck home. I want my paycheck. Duces! 🤦🏼‍♂️ Ps why don't they have a ginger facepalm emoji stupid Fuchs @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

Stetson Walker you're all hat and no cattle. Fuchs you and your ability to 'draw'- no one shoots faster, harder, and truer than old Truck @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social #LEW9

You ducked knowing you couldn't take the hit, which looking at your career, is sop. Meanwhile my hair is perfect

Max went face to foot with a real killer and blinked. Shocker

Quick someone Photoshop the new Pope wearing a UCI shirt

Infinite Fest Press Conference begins now! Tune in to see me ramble! uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/3690/...

Right now I'm the guy dog-walking you with one hand tied behind my back. Next show I'll be the guy who will do the one thing you've wanted but never had the guts for: snuffing your life like a candle. Two shows later I'll be the guy doing what you never could: take a title off your, heh, nemesis

Max, see how I made Bitchus bite with just that one line? And you've never, EVER gotten him that mad in all the years of your, ahem, rivalry? It's because you're controlled opposition: a patsy who thinks "Truck Fuchs the Truck Fucker" is clever. There's levels to this and you're not close to mine.

Call you DOGE for ducking responsibility for every life you've ruined

I'm going to kill Max Daemon next show Zero Fuchs Given about winning Zero Fuchs Given about my "partners" Zero Fuchs Given about the lore between Max and that Jean Hollywood looking mfer Only reason I'm lacing up my boots for this match is so I can pick Daemon's teeth out of the treads after #LEW8

Creating my own Roman legion of super children but the moms pay me for my baby batter

My stocks keep cratering I may have to go high risk at the LEW Seven Battle Royal. Time to break out that ax handle from the first rope

“(Epi/Pro)louge: Interstate Torch Song” Ft. @badmonadams.bsky.social docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I lost the last Battle Royal due Alfred Hitchcock booking (t'was for The Birds) this time I'm going full Psycho tossing every other participant out the ring of like a bad case of Vertigo. Keep watching your Rear Window Bacchus and Wexler; Truck is closer to you and The Necklace than he appears #LEW7

The only way I'll care about another Marvel movie is if they turn the franchise over to Axel Braun

“Bright Unbearable Reality” For @xwf99.bsky.social vs. @thesebempire.bsky.social Ft. @thisscarisafleck.bsky.social & @rgold.bsky.social xwf99.com/showthread.p...

Ladies

So uhh Truck helped steamroll the competition on 5 and now he's my tagtastic Bru on 6, for a necklace. I think a friendship is brewing eh trucky boi; let's hit rewind on the competition and fast forward to stardom. #lew6 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

My ideal accessory is a bolt-on blonde with daddy issues, but I'll sport some jewelry if it means becoming a champion in @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social "Necklace" for me and the Wolfman, neck braces for the rest of the field #LEW6

Grampa Gump knew his team had about as much chance of winning as Syn does going on Chapo so he took the easy way out. Don't blame him. Now he's booked safe and snug in his grudge match next show while his partners stay in the path of their inevitable Truck Bombings

lol ok "Max Daemon"