According to my bf I fuck too hard. After telling him I could go harder, his response:

“Happy Locktober to all those who celibate”

Happy 1st day of locktober~ make sure to check in on your locked pals this month~ maybe tease um a little or something

Feeling cute doing chores~ might want dick later (now and always)

You know that feeling of coming out of a depressive state and just wanting so much dick? No? Just me?

I really love when a post has story~ like, a picture with a small caption even gets me going~ “this could be you” “Love getting home and finding you…” “It’s not gonna suck its self” 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Tell me why this Stitch toy looks like he is doing the splits on his balls?

Surprise! Go to McMinnville to pick up a cello and stumble across the UFO fair.

Portland bearracuda here I cum

I think I just need someone to kidnap me and force me to work out. Will take the time off and everything. Blarg

Soooooo… you don’t have to follow me on here to see my ass. You can work at the Habit for Humanity store On an unrelated note, as a matter of common courtesy, don’t swipe on someone’s phone if they are showing you pics, thanks

I think being tied in a sleep sac for hours could really help with my mental health right now

New place, new underwear. Woof!

Don’t call your self an ally if you havent had your ass ate.

Making the move today to smack dab in the middle of Portland. Wish us luck! (It’s gonna be fun)

Would you wanna?

www.twitch.tv/derrbehr yo watch my friend, or w/e

Apperently this is what it’s like having sex with me, top or bottom. I might develop a complex.

Yeah well, maybe sometimes, or most of the time, or…

Well… I am a handler and pups do tend to play with me! 🤣🤣🤣

Sorry my TPM is too much. Thrusts /min

Having to buy new bed frames for my partner cause I “fuck like truck” and break his bed frames. Taking suggestions for bed frames

The overwhelming desire for someone to come sit on your face…. Maybe let me suck it a little too

Just shaved my balls and removed the hairs~ I’m all smooth

Someone asked so I looked for some and since I didn’t have any Lycra I thought, why not?

If you’re transphobic ĶŶŞ 💋

It’s fat cock Friday~ love to see all them cocks. I’m still nervous about posting my own >.<

Hump day already? Damn the week goes by quick.

Went to a beautiful wedding up in port Townsend Washington. It was a wonderful weekend, with hot tent sex, hot car sex in the rain, and finally some nice friendships made.

So I’ve gotten to explore some domestic service rolls in the past few days, and I can honestly say, it makes me so happy. About five hours of naked house chores, an hour of grooming Sir, and finally being rewarded with getting to rub down Sir. It was honestly divine

Well sniffles is um… interesting~ would rather get on my knees for someone I know tho 😘

I’m a poet. Pronounced po-het or poor at being hetero cause I’m a f@**ot~

The his cat is quickly stealing my heart

Air dry after my shower~ feels good to just be naked

Let me do your dishes, so you can put a load in the dishwasher

Got a tab bit horny at the doctors office today to get my blood drawn for prep~ you wanna feel?

No one will know I need to be bent over and railed with maybe some cuddles after

New shirt dropped

My boyfriend said I’m hot so here’s the pics I sent him~ we bought new pants

Most days at work I’m flagging~ blue on the right side 😝 Haven’t been approached at work yet

The duality of man

I’m covered in dirt and desperately need a shave

Someone stop me from being horny on the internet~

Stay cozy out there~ or in here 🕳️

Yo maybe strap me to and fuck me on the sex wedge? Merry holidays

Public play has never been an interest of mine, but damn, what I wouldn’t give to get railed in this goodwill today

What if we kissed in the good will dressing room?