".." He takes a seat on the ground and leans his head against his lance, shutting his eyes. Just one quick meeting. Then he'll take a nap.

Sprain?

//i need to whore sanson out more does anyone want a juicy transmasc dragon butt

//🔫 you will look at Sanson's huge ass

He nods in agreement, though it's mostly subconscious. He assumes Emet-Selch is going to whisk Hythlodaeus away to tend to him, and that Sanson is more or less on his own now. The dragoon approaches the hole that he and the Ascian fell through, looking up. Flying would be easiest but he >>

I offer to you this overworked Office Thancred in these trying times...may he nourish your soul 😌👐🧑‍💼 #ffxivart #thancredwaters

//🔫 you will look at Sanson's huge ass

A sorcerer of eld is nothing compared to my callout posts

//EMET GOT SUSPENDED

//Emet selch: ugh you're OBSESSED with me Sanson: for the last time filing a restraining order is not "writing in my diary about you"

[reads, raises head and stares into the middle distance] 😑

Okay, lesson learned. Never tell anyone out loud where I'm planning to go swimming...

//I've titled this one 'I heard the door opening animation noise while nudie posing who the fuck is in here'

//who saved this

[he tries not to think of the fact that Zenos has a nose very similar if not identical to his great grandfather, and fails] [He rubs his forehead] You can call it something else.

//you know when someone follows you and you just kinda automatically follow them back and then all of a sudden your timeline is flooded with reposts of RP accounts for h0rny anime babes and you're like oh it was one of those I see

//merman wol sanson cuz i felt like it

Shirtless at his desk because it's warm out today. One hand is holding a book open. The other arm is occupied with keeping his chest propped up - not really a conscious pose, just one he falls into out of subconscious habit. Can't have things jiggling about when you're trying to focus.

(The node watching the entrance is picking up a conversation so annoying it is considering self-terminating.) (Achia, listening to the feed, is feeling similarly.)

[writing in his notebook, not looking up] How is it going for you, Emet-Selch. This childish shit-stirring attempt of yours.

[he's already had to deal with a rude and violent Azem and he's not about to invite interaction with another]

Alisaie *is* the most qualified person to yell common sense into Galvus' heads.

[externally - expression stoic, hardened, focused on the real problems at hand]

[why did I say that why did I say that why d]

[headache...] [His neck still hasn't completely adjusted to the weight of thorns - he rubs at his own nape with a grimace]

[on a roof.]

Think we’re finally ready for this conversation

Welcome back. There is still a warrant out for your arrest.

If I change into a dragon to escape period cramps that is MY business and you'd do the same if you could so I don't want to HEAR IT

[double checks] [Triple checks] Hades this is grammatically correct. You didn't make a mistake.

Still in dragon form so he managed to be unaffected.

BUUZ

"..."

//HERE IT IS!! grumpy little lizard

//HERE IT IS!! grumpy little lizard

//did I ever even share my art of Sanson's full dragon form here oops

A small black dragon lands in a field with a quiet huff, shaking snow off of its back. It flops down on its side and gives a heavy exhale, looking to be taking a moment to just catch its breath.

Cracks his neck, stretches out his tail and sighs. "Time for another four hours of enduring memes from fresh faced Adder recruits..."

[currently at the Gridanian orphanage, helping with various tasks - the children were intimidated by him at first, but they have become comfortable with his unusual presence by now] [Which means he's being nonstop bombarded by questions, and has at least one child hanging from his tail at all times

[Wrote a very short story about an imaginary land where magic operates by different rules, and familiars are a thing. The plot revolves around a taboo relationship between a magic user and their intelligent, sapient familiar. Yes there's porn scenes. Published under a completely new pen name]

Nero babytalks his creations when he thinks no one's listening.

[reads, raises head and stares into the middle distance] 😑

Conduct yourselves appropriately... 🐲

I remember the first time Estinien made the mistake of calling me a brat.

I'm sorry to report that being polite to him does not work either. He just gets more vicious and hangs around just as much.

//Emet selch: ugh you're OBSESSED with me Sanson: for the last time filing a restraining order is not "writing in my diary about you"

//I really need to grope anasons boobs thank you for lsitenign

[sighs silently in agreement]