Overheard—Conductor on LIRR train: “Keep your Fred Flintstones off the seats. No bare feet. It’s morning time. Let’s aim for a little class.”

With The Late Show with Stephen Colbert wrapping up last night, and as a big fan, here's a Sally Forth strip from 2017 when the Forth family visited the Colberts - or at least their front lawn...

Happy Memorial Day Weekend! #summer #summervibes #weekend

My Amélie action figures. Because sometimes you just need some freakin’ whimsy in your life or Lego set.

I hope this scooter blares the “Wonder Woman” TV theme every single time. Of course, that means the rider will be doing Mach 3 in about ten seconds.

Also, they forgot the paper #cat #cats #writing #books

Pause in morning routine #cat #cats #morning #cozy

“Cats Waiting to Be Fed an Hour Too Soon”—No.3623 in a series. #cat #cats #pet #pets

About to see “Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope: Journal of the Wills: Chewy’s Day Out” on the big screen, because someone’s gotta support this movie.

Most conversations I overhear include the phrase "I can't with this right now."

It's #IndependentBookstoreDay! So go support your local bookseller. And while there pick up the book the store's cat is going to knock in your direction, "I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats." And don't forget to pre-order your copy of "Cancel Your Plans: Cozy Poems by Cats"! #cat #cats

Happy #IndependentBookstoreDay! Support your local bookseller and pick up copies from your favorite and new authors. It's win-win!

Kiki looking at me as if to say “So we’re really going to watch all nine hours of the Oscars, huh?”

Friday the 13th two months in a row. If that doesn't say "2026" not sure what does.

A cozy Kiki being watched over by my home office companions Eeyore and Rain Cloud

So Punxsutawney Phil predicted six more weeks of winter. And yet if he hadn't I would have thought "You lying piece of sh*t." #GroundhogDay

Came across a little snowman early this morning screaming “Are you not entertained?!” by all the snow that fell this weekend. Then someone yelled at it to shut the hell up. And that’s when the little snowman started dropping the f-bombs. Winter in NYC.

So I was looking for a new phone for my mom when I came across this actual review on Walmart for a Panasonic cordless phone. ("Panasonic, you guys are the best! But about my dad...")

Overheard in Park “My boyfriend called himself a ‘cat whisperer.’ My cat hated him.”

Farewell, MTV—from Gen X

We are now contractually obligated to tell kids “Santa says hi” to their single moms.

When you stare into the chasm but think “Gee, the leaves are pretty.”

Happy National Black Cat Day!

It takes a unique individual to make the word "ballroom" the most trashy term ever.

My new catchphrase is “What the fuck is wrong with everyone?!” while looking around bewildered every single fucking day.

I’m alternating between replying “Boo Berry” and “Well that’s a shit way to ring in our anniversary.”

Before the "It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs.

I hope they hit a load-bearing wall during construction and all presidential functions have to be conducted out of RVs where the Rose Garden once was.

Kids don't realize back in our day cartoons actually had laughs tracks. It's as if the producers thought "Listen, if we can get them to believe 'The Flintstones' is filmed in front of a live studio audience then in 50 years they'll believe whatever insane shit we says about Tylenol and immigrants."

Sally Forth: Do you have the poor decision-making skills to take on the only amusement park made entirely of discarded tubing and drunk bets? Then ride the subplot of Sally Forth Summer Story 2025! @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social #comic #comics #summer

Sally Forth: And yes, I'm a huge fan of the "Criterion Closet Picks" videos on YouTube @criterion.bsky.social @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social

Sally Forth: The Forth Summer Grill Party has begun! So come on by and make sure to bring your own signature summer dish. @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social #summer #comics

Remember that Trump and Musk personally took up ALL the oxygen in the news cycle and social media with their loud, childish, public screamfest. Because soon they will "make up" and proclaim the news and social media made a big deal out of nothing despite the fact they were the ones saying everything

From BBC: The fact that this is global news about the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES says everything about how we are now the rest of the world's greatest trashy reality series.

Listen, no break-up takes hold the first time. But Trump and Musk's third break-up? That's when shit will get REAL real and all their friends will have long stopped responding to their texts.

Manhattanhenge happens tonight in New York City (May 29th). Here's how it looked last year in the August 11, 2024 Sally Forth Sunday page. Written by @fmarciuliano.bsky.social and drawn/colored by me. 😁

Sally Forth: Ted Forth's painting from when he was four and mine from when I was four. I don't know how @jimkeefe.bsky.social so successfully replicated a clear masterpiece of form, color, and absence of a horizon line. @comicskingdom.bsky.social #comics

Watching the always entertaining Natasha Lyonne absolutely raid the Criterion Closet. It's like seeing someone grab bills in a game show money booth.

Leelo enjoying the new season of “Love, Death & Robots” #cat #cats @netflix.com

As you can no doubt tell from the title, this is a documentary about a Canadian sportscaster who turned to a life of highly inept bank robberies. Also, it’s narrated by a live-action bison.

Overheard on Street Two little girls running ahead of their parents, wildly waving their arms and happily yelling, “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!” I’m glad Gen Alpha has come to terms with this.

Happy #CincoDeMayo and #NationalCartoonistsDay!

May the Ted Forth @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social #maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars

Kiki celebrates May the Fourth #MaytheFourth #Maythe4th #StarWars #Cats