We fuckin on the big man couch tonight

my first deltarune comic pleas be nice to me

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

Customer at work today said "Not your first clam bake" to me and I haven't stopped thinking about it. I really got hit with the ultra rare white person phrase drop

Hi i really need some fucking help I was recently diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. Even with insurance the lab testing and doctors visits have been EXTREMELY expensive and I now officially owe more than what I have. I have no savings anymore. Please help. ko-fi.com/rettjester

Had a dream last night where a girl was trying to pin me to the wall and kiss me but we missed eachother's lips by like an embarrassing amount when we went for the kiss like genuinely how do you fuck up that bad embarrassing

That silksong trailer got me a little girlpreggers ngl

they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man

Its My Birthday !!! Today!!! I don't think this site has birthday balloons yet so I drew them myself!! Wish me a happy birthday or else I'll cry and you don't want to make this pretty face of mine cry do you? No? Please i need this please please

Thinking about these guys

Gonna go to the store tomorrow does anyone want anything

Just found out that Dr House is british gonna need a moment

How to get Morelull and evolution Shiinotic in Pokémon Go ... images.app.goo.gl/eWf4t729EqDp...

Why did they call this item the PP Up lmao like a boner lmao they should've just called this shit something like give you a really big boner item lmfao

The 985 in Jerma985 is actually his social security number. Try it out!

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Every day goes by and my regret for not purchasing this grows stronger. I need to go back. I need him.

Happy gay people month fellow gay people in my computer

Welcome to Port Pleasant! Pelican Post is a cozy narrative game about delivering mail to a town of charming characters and building community.

You can tell I'm sober because when I say anything to someone they respond back ATHENA HOW MANY DRINKS ARE YOU IN?

Eating a burger rn

Reminder that there's gonna be a cool Rivals 1 and 2 regional I'm helping run in like 2 weeks! We also have Peggle if you like getting pegged! If you don't show up I'm gonna cry please show up please pretty please

Full Stack 2 is in less than two weeks, and here's the schedule! Eagle eyed viewers will notice a FREE (not including venue fee) last minute addition to the lineup.

We all got that one friend who never shuts up about The Great Lakes If you don't have that friend then you are that friend

My friends are making a really cool game y'all better check this out it's really awesome

It is once again Boypreggers Night at Outback Steakhouse

At 1 year now of taking those silly woman meds that give you boobs and such Its kinda epic sauce ngl

every 7/11 in michigan got one of these inside

Retweet if you think they should bring back Brian and kill Meg

Who up doomscrolling they venmo feed

God makes her prettiest women the most iron deficient

You guys should go if you're cool and like rivals or smash 64 or oeggle or cool people o r breathing air or things that a re cool or me or hwatever tbe fuck anyways GO TO FULL STACK 2 (TWO) !!

Hey haha I'm like free today if anyone wants to do something haha

Got it pregnant my b

Anyone wanna go frolic in the beautiful meadows with me? I'm gonna be eating a bunch of the dirt there too but you don't have to join in on that unless you wanna (you'll be missing out though it's really tasty)

What if one of the blue man group guys showed up to work one day and he was just like green instead and everyone was confused

Dude I fucking hate Beartic who the fuck on the pokemon design team was like "yeah lets give the polar bear large spikey pubes he needs them for some reason"

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Do I get a prize for the three 7%s in a row I could really use a little treat rn

Geoff Keighley is gonna kill a guy again live on stage at The Game Awards make sure to tune in and watch y'all

If Click were made today it would be called "Cell Phone" and Adam Sandler would use his magical "Netflix App"

If you get cross faded enough do your liver and kidneys make out

A shitload of conservative accounts are flooding bluesky because they have no one to argue with on twitter. Block them and move on. Do not engage. Simply wait for the inevitable thinkpiece where they are qouter whining that no one will argue with them and that makes them sad.

No they're not hinting towards Absa you silly goose they're hinting towards their new character Tray of Cookies Jim how could y'all fall for this so easy

Do you guys play video games here #yes or #no let me know

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