Probably gonna go to hell for this (pssh, I was already heading there anyway!) Isn’t it kinda ironic the pope dying on Easter? No? Just me? Oookay..

Oh thank you Swift alert!🥹🥹

HELP ME what the fuck ??

My downstairs neighbour has been really pissing me off lately. But it’s okay, because I know she doesn’t like Taylor Swift

Wondering what kind of humour I have? I just told my 5 y/o “it’s a bit late for that” when he was playing with a coat hanger..🤷🏻‍♀️

I miss Taylor. I hope she’s loving every minute of doing whatever she’s doing, but I miss her.

I’ve missed watching livestreams, but I’m not sure I’m ready for The Final Night of Six🥺

Literally just found out it’s the Easter holidays next week. Fuck.

They: if you ever need help, just ask! Me: uh..help? Them: you can’t keep asking me for help! Me: …

Tomorrow marks 17 years since the day of my trauma. And I still struggle to say the actual words. I am a survivor of abuse. I survived. I’m still surviving.

As women, we’re judged on our bodies and our decisions. The decision to be or not be a parent. To be single or taken. The way we look, the way we dress, the way we speak, act, and even think. The worst part? It’s mostly other women doing the judging.

I will always love Taylor, but honestly, the fandom these days is just not what it used to be.

So because I’m a parent, I can’t be a swiftie too?! Come the fuck on. This fandom has some of the loveliest people, but also some of the most toxic. Kudos to you for not wanting kids, that’s entirely your choice. Just like having one was mine. Just like we all choose to be a fan of Taylor Swift.

Actually kinda love when the school need me to supervise my child for school trips, because that means a free trip for me!

We’ve been up 3 hours, and he’s already having such a good day! A happy spud having a good birthday is all I can really ask for!

It’s my little boy’s 5th birthday and for the 3rd year running, he’s poorly🤦🏻‍♀️🥺

My childhood best friend is in the video JoBros just released, and I’m so happy for her!!

I got myself a little birb! Anyone else? Share your code!

I can tell you now, this girl never thought it was possible that 12 and a half years later, she’d be seeing both Taylor and Paramore in the same night! (Coincidentally with the person who liked the status!)

Graffiti = Art

Why am I so weird when people wish me a happy birthday? Like, uhh, thanks? What is wrong with me??

Happy birthday Austin Swift!🥳🎈🎂 And me, but whatevs.

Oh.. so that smell is actually burning jet fuel belonging the the US government.. hmm. That’s not at all ominous..

70+ miles away, and that tanker ship fire smells fucking awful!! And I don’t see anyone talking about pollution.. strange.

“TAYLOR HASNT POSTED ANYTHING IN SO LONG OMG REP IS COMING!!!” Ooooor, she’s just having a well deserved break..🤷🏻‍♀️

37 days. It took me 37 days to watch the entirety of Greys Anatomy.

After some consideration I’ve decided I’m offended by my diagnosis. Bulging spinal discs. Seriously, bulging?? What an awful word.

I mean, with all the medical terms and made up words, I just think they could’ve come up with something better than “bulging” spinal discs. Bulging?!? I’m almost offended somehow

After 12 years, I finally have an answer for my back pain🙌🏻

I have a cold. I also have a doctors appointment. So I’m sat in the waiting area wearing a mask. See how easy it is??

In a week, it’s my 31st birthday. Shouldn’t I be feeling like an adult now??

Karma is a queen and I am cackling

I’m so sad that can’t go to the gig tonight. So so sad.

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Look at this pretty photo that I took! That is all.

I should be able to spend this day with the person I love, and yet I can’t. It hurts.

My cardio workout involves doing housework while watching The Eras Tour🫡

April is back, Lexie is blonde, and Derek is chief. I’m scared.

Why is there animal faeces by my flat door when I do not own an animal?? Fuck I hate my neighbours.

I’ve taken the time tonight to paint my nails. It’s so pitifully small, but it’s something

I love my kid to the moon and to Saturn but sometimes I want to smoosh his face

Appreciation post for two people everyone should be incredibly grateful for🫶🏻

Everyone always thanks Arizona for getting Karev into paeds but it was actually Addison🤷🏻‍♀️

Totally disgusted with myself, but I still have a week until payday, and I have absolutely no food in the house for myself or my kid, and I’m really stressing out. If anyone at all is able to help, I will be incredibly grateful🥺 www.paypal.me/TashaTBHx

My mental health is in such a precarious place right now. I feel like I’m holding on by a tiny prices of string that just keeps fraying. I’m scared as to what will happen if that string breaks. I am all alone. I am the only person my kid has. There is no way I will ever leave him. But..

Totally disgusted with myself, but I still have a week until payday, and I have absolutely no food in the house for myself or my kid, and I’m really stressing out. If anyone at all is able to help, I will be incredibly grateful🥺 www.paypal.me/TashaTBHx

Kid’s has been in full “spectrum” mode for the past few days, I’m skint as fuck, I had the shits over the weekend and every little thing that could go wrong, has. Honestly, I’m at the point were a stubbed toe could cause a full mental breakdown. #overwhelmed

Notice how I’m complaining about Taylor not winning any Grammys without bashing the actual winners? Just sayin, it’s possible.

Laughing so hard at the VMA/Grammy comparisons, because like they’ve almost swapped hair colour😂😂😂

Every chronically ill person has wondered if they're faking it #chronicallyill #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor