Arsenal play like they’re terrified to lose, I cannot remember a single football team that has won the league, or anything, that way. football is supposed to be magic not stat based possession heavy lifeless nothing

Tony o donoghue is such an arse 😂

God watching Ireland play football is absolute torture, how can we be this crap

Maybe now we can stop papering over the cracks and pretending that having a central midfielder as our only viable centre forward is totally fine and capable of winning the champions league

Oh Arsenal, predictably heartbreaking

Unbelievable, what a game

Barcelona, They just do not know how to defend, it’s truly wild

The greatest two legs of a football game I’ve ever seen, every goal has been an absolute worldie, absolute bananas

Another absolute snooze fest of a match

If I was to say what I think my best quality is, I’d probably say cleaning up water I’ve spilt on the floor with my sock instead of a towel like a normal person

Super torn on this Arsenal match, obviously I always want us to win, but also this idea we can get away w no striker is bonkers, eventually it has to come unstuck and maybe today is that day

People that squeeze their wedge of lime into their Diet Coke like they’re wizards who invented magic are absolute chefs kiss

The lower case a 😂😂😂 Kendrick 4ever

And somehow that one is not a straight red? Literal same challenge. Anyways, at least its evened up

No one ever try and convince me VAR isn’t the dumbest shit in the history of sport. A straight red card, 100% incorrect, but for some reason they can’t/don’t look at it!? Ffs, absolute nonsense. I know people get annoyed at Arsenal fans whining, but cmon that was insane

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE Michael Oliver is corrupt as fuck. That's never a red card.

favourite thing about the last couple days has been people trying to convince themselves about new apps. This is Slorp, it’s a small app by a startup out of Kyrgyzstan, it’s pretty glitchy, u can only download it by ordering a smoothie kit online, bags of potential

Anyone who backed up all their tik toks to vhs is feeling pretty stupid right about now

Eccentric eejits. I love Arsenal but not for a second do they deserve to win the premier league like this, they absolutely blew that, they keep blowing it in winnable situations by playing overly pass heavy striker free football.

I’d say I’m teaching him , but I mean 90% of the time he’s “playing” the piano with his feet, so for now let’s just say we’re having a good time figuring it out 😂😂

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

I knew when I wrote the last one that I’d immediately be proved wrong 😂😂😂

Ugh, more eccentric football from Arsenal this half. A shame they don’t award points for possession that goes nowhere

Is it possible for a social media app to be somewhere that nuanced opinion and conversation can take place, where it’s not all “in order for me to be right, u have to be wrong” type rhetoric? It’s what stops me using most social media, eventually the toxicity is all around u

God Arsenal are just so eccentric. again, I understand the philosophy of high tempo high pass making triangles football, but there’s zero actual cutting edge at the end of it, this team with someone who can be relied on to put it in the net would be such a different animal

I really wish football still valued the out and out goalscorer, as an Arsenal fan, as much as I love the concept of high pass rate build from the back football, what I wouldn’t give for someone to just smash the chances into the goal

Home alone 2 is truly wild. A YEAR after leaving their child to fend off an attack from 2 lunatics, they’re like “u better chill out or maybe it’ll happen again”, then not one of these degenerate parents stops mid sprint through the airport to make sure they still their surely traumatised child.

cArRy On Is NoT a ChRiStMaS mOvIe

Genuinely struggling to think what I could use Bluesky for, don’t want to just have another social account for the sake of it. Shall I just make it an Arsenal fan account?😂😂

Oof, another social media account