behold, the actual game awards store.steampowered.com/steamawards/...

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...fuck you mean, "eminem's 53"?

looking for fun new challenges? try "super mario 64 for 3 seconds" wherein you try playing super mario 64 in 3-second long sessions with the long-term aim of beating it

update, after a grand total of four days, geoff keighley finally let me in to vote ...where tf is everhood 2

learning english from an american is a lot like learning how to make pizza from a brazilian. you can certainly do it and make something edible, but if an italian ever sees the pizza you made, you are probably fucking done 💀

not content with how rigged the game awards were already, it seems geoff keighley has decided to extra rig them by just making the website straight not work been trying it for the past couple days and this is all i get no matter what i do

this is my new art piece, i call it "normal" basically, it's a real nintendo 64 running real mario 64 demos of real mario 64 gameplay. at random intervals, a big neodymium magnet will briefly pass beneath the underside of the console to create interesting effects this is the future of art

i find it oddly interesting how albertans seem to really like leonard euler they're always shouting "go eulers!" must be rough to be a quaternion fan these days

can't wait for that moment at the game awards where they have to announce uma musume as the winner and they're like "and the winner is... ooh may... ooh mah moo... how do you say this?" 💀

don't need any game awards this year, just skip them we already know everhood 2 is game of the year

half the game of playing those narrative "choices matters" games is figuring out what the choices you're presented with actually fucking do

real talk, i think @octopimp.bsky.social is a scam - like have you seen that guy? he is absolutely NOT an octogenerian

the whole communication information being crucial to war is kinda bs when you think about how we brits invented syllables physically inaudible/incomprehensible to the americans such as ', ', ' & ', but we somehow lost the revolutionary war our guys were probably stupid - like why did we tax n shit?

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is bed insurance not a thing? that surprises me, i feel like there's enough good bottoms that you could market that too and make a killing

new gmod eula and tos ...hm

nobody: no-one: not a single soul: valve: hey, so we're gonna try re-entering the console market as well as more aggressively put our foot into the VR market everyone:

you really gonna let you insult you like that? me personally, i wouldn't take that lying down

24/7 actually means "every 3 and a half days"

new OPM season - a highly popular and initially well-received series whom everyone was hoping improved from a poor 2nd season release animation quality somehow got worse new isekai quartet season - goofy spin-off crossover anime that focuses more on comedy ...animation quality is amazing? what

americans blow my mind sometimes like how do you look at the alphabet, see that b, c, d, e, g, p, t and v all sound extremely similar to one another and decide to add another letter to that madness

answers to questions that create even more questions: "...how pregnant?"

how do you breed/rear a chicken to make it spicy like that? what's that? not how it works?

why does "bakushin bakushin bakushinshin," a song consisting almost entirely of the lyric "bakushin," have two individuals credited for the lyrics? ...you know what, the best doctorates are peer reviewed. that makes sense.

i don't understand party people

"pandemic: shock and terror" which would literally just be an edit of birdemic shock and terror, but with depth charges badly pasted over the birds

how do we still know nothing about bocchi s2 other than it's happening cloverworks cooking fr

hmmm, yes... the dunkest dargeon.

did chibidoki delete the fucking lemmings crashout video wtf is going on, why can't i find it when i search for it

and ofc, all the bottoms are gonna be too bottom to do anything about it what's next, this time next year, the🥺emoji becomes illegal?

you ever lift something heavy with your back and then remember "oh yeah, you shouldn't lift things with your back, gotta use legs" and then very quickly try and like 'undo' your back lifting to lift with your legs instead, like that just reverts all the irreparable damage you just did to your back?

fun fact: when viewed as a waveform, all speech appears phallic. this is a subtle reference to the fact that the more a conversation goes on, the more likely you are to cock it up

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you know how miku concerts got this rule of not bringing a raw leek? hear me out here what if you brought a deep-fried leek or something? i mean, it's not raw anymore, so

in japan, they don't say "you can't do this" they say instead "it's beyond your ken" which means "you are unable to punch it" and i think that's beautiful

okay, hear me out, i have an idea. a game that's both first and third person at the same time. thirst person. wait no-

...who?

why isn't the past tense of steer 'store'

you ever just have a birthday and then immediately on the next day, make a 12-mistake combo string?

zebras are just horses with dazzle camo

how do you play a .mp5 file? is the gun required, or

what IDIOT said "being nice is free"? being nice costs energy, patience and sanity. being nice is NOT free.

why does my computer now think that openhardware monitor is malware

nopetoofast's hot tips for winning at uma musume: open the jukebox and play the right-most song on the bottom-most row you are now winning

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i seem to be locked out of my discovery queue now cus of this shit

did discord remove the ability to search for messages from specific users, or am i just going crazy?

what if you gave papyrus a generic burly muscle guy voice