imagine your birthday being on the 29th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

imagine your birthday being on the 28th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

what in the FUCK is MINECRAFT SUPER MARIO PROTHERS?!?!?!?!?!?!? every time, i always see it. "minecraft SMP" everywhere is this a really popular mod???

imagine your birthday being on the 27th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

does anyone have that free bird edit with the "toyota" meme and the car takes off

...mitsubishi make/made fighter jets?

imagine your birthday being on the 26th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

it's that time of year where the yanks point and laugh as we all get hospitalised and die of heatstroke very classy

imagine your birthday being on the 25th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

real talk, we need a new consumer rights group expressly for pushing back against internet and software enshittification named "did i ask" because like, we're how many years into this shit and it just keeps getting worse?

imagine your birthday being on the 24th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

still thinking about that time i learned that north american houses flip switch polarity so that 'on' is typically at the top

imagine your birthday being on the 23rd of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

i cast "absorb polycule"

which classic fighting game is that "fahhh" sound from

imagine your birthday being on the 22nd of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

imagine your birthday being on the 21st of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

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imagine your birthday being on the 20th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

imagine your birthday being on the 19th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

can you mash an onion

imagine your birthday being on the 18th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

The Ultimate Minecraft Brainrot Base Challenge: fit a base entirely within a 3x3 area with one corner at x69, z69 and the other corner at x67, z67. plus or minus. as much height as you want.

imagine your birthday being on the 17th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

figured out the meaning of 42. so 42 minutes is 70% of an hour, or 0.7 so at 6:42...

imagine your birthday being on the 16th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

imagine your birthday being on the 15th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

all is... unnervingly silent on the western front

imagine your birthday being on the 14th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

imagine your birthday being on the 13th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

normalise randomly going into a discord with channels linked to an in-game chat, then casually & ominously send "i can see you. don't do it" in that channel when asked "do what," respond only with "it" and refuse to elaborate further

imagine your birthday being on the 12th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

explode for asking

ppls' tomodachi life islands be like

imagine your birthday being on the 11th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

who tf designed the backspace key to be directly above the enter key this is terrible for the trout population

imagine your birthday being on the 10th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

NEW. UPDATE. CUSTOM DECKS! AND MORE github.com/NeatsTopFoo/...

New outfit :D scholar_dm thank you once again to the goat @theartgun.bsky.social for drawing and rigging the model! design + concept: @girldm.com and @theartgun.bsky.social

imagine your birthday being on the 9th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

on another related note, I created a support ticket attempting to express the frustration that I and many others hold regarding Valve's poor approach to this. if you are interested, see the ticket in full here. if you want to initiate your own, Valve make this needlessly complicated, 1/2 🧵

imagine your birthday being on the 8th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

rare serious, rare political post, but as we progress in the election cycle, i would like to remind you that politicians are not your friends. they are not your family. and until the online "safety" act is repealed, they have explicitly made themselves your enemy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZX4...

imagine your birthday being on the 7th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

for anyone curious about how the online safety act is going 10 months down the line following enforcement, it is still killing everyone with hammers 😔

imagine your birthday being on the 6th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

imagine your birthday being on the 5th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

imagine your birthday being on the 4th of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀

imagine your birthday being on the 3rd of may lmaooo now you have to wait a whole-ass year for your next one 💀