i wish i was attractive

"nice weather we're having. (:" "your memories are fake all that matters is this exact moment." "|:"

is socializing just like really hard for anyone else

match my 100

so transparent I can be i n v i s i b l e

I need two weeks in the middle of some woods.

I’m just gonna say this openly people who try to use other people they don’t actually give a shit about and historically talked shit about to get at people they’re obsessed with need. To. Seek. Help.

I've been working on getting a license and my goal is to get a car before my current lease ends. Repost are appreciated. Help a nonbiney girl out uwu

it’s actually insane that a multi-trillion dollar company can just presume you a bad actor and effectively steal your money with zero recourse more fires PLEASE

An unfortunate birthday

my best friend is so pretty🥺

there are doers and dreamers then there are the people who maxed cooking first

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND CHARLIE! I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

I would like a physical copy of my game please.

oscar the grouch sona

limp triscuit

i have mouth and i must eat

when I’m world warlord carbrains are first

as if today wasn’t bad enough my Uber driver said I look like a gamer 😭

holy shit god you win i will never eat an animal again

scary trip wish me luck

im childless for the next 10 days and im going to get sooooooo lazy with it

yessir yessir knowhatimsayin knowhatimsayin

bark bark bark

this one's all you, b

BE WESELIENT

ruff ruff im a dog

my favorite genre of bsky account is poorly hidden alt that would cause relationship problems if revealed (some of ya'll wild)

let's watch tamers and make out

i think it's my ghaos era

kid just made their first pun and it wasn’t awful 🥹

SOMEBODY COME CURE MY BROKEN HEART

ever have your enthusiasm and passion smack directly into a 50’ thick brick wall at 120mph

throwback to that time my friend’s girlfriend tried to cheat on him with me but i was cluelessly giving her relationship advice damn i have morals

when someone starts treating you differently out of nowhere you should definitely worry

100% goat yelling into a microphone deezer

I’M SO CHILL

golden retriever with psychopathy

im tired boss

i wish i were semi-aquatic

i like trains

losing interest in a show because the fandom collectively hates using spoilers

pretty fucked up that we're not prepping the world for the dawn of the next emerging primate society tbh and all the media about this ends up being so anthropocentric in the end ajfsdg;djgsd;hgs

step 1. silly new character step 2. silly new handle step 3. popular!!!

i saw a photo of someone holding up reflecting pool paint that peeled off earlier today and instantly thought 'oh they're going to love arresting someone for this'

i should be more social

i should have taken band offers instead of asking friends to do musical things with me

Cube JSRF sketch

gonna have my whole world under one roof, even if it’s just for a little bit twu

i need to learn japanese for completely superficial, consumerist reasons