Wet Leg album is great stuff

Oh good idea, split the fucking left. Reform will earn over 100 seats in the next GE, bet your house on it.

Can I ask American Politics bluesky: what the fuck is the point of your opposition parties doing massive filibusters for 8 hours or 24 hours, to achieve absolutely nothing. Hakeem sat down and the vote still got past. Why do you do this? #america #politics

New tropical fuck storm album "Fairyland Codex" is incredible.

Clapping on a 5 hour flight to Tenerife is a potent recession indicator. Sell it all now lads.

For years, I hoped NPR, NYTimes, or the ghost of Gimlet would make a video game podcast. A weekly, hour-long audio magazine with essays, interviews, tight editing, and a cheeky sense of humor. Nobody made the show I wanted to hear. So, I made it myself. Here's the first episode of Post Games.

Really getting a new pope before GTA6 smh

There is white smoke over the Vatican, as the cardinals elect Le Poisson Steve as the new pope.

Breaking News: reports suggesting the Pope died of being an 88 year old man

Linkedin is in shambles just now lads. "What the collapse of western civilization has taught me about B2B sales" #linkedin

Not one to stick up for the UK Military, but JD Vance is a fat sack of cum, and deserves to have his cunt kicked in. Looks like a fucking melted care bear. Wee "pick me" boy patter since Trump hasn't let him suck his dick in weeks as Elon has been doing a stand up job.

Very much not enjoying living during massively historic events. Trump is a fucking bell end.

I can not recommend the band Honningbarna enough. If you like incredibly written modern punk music, you'll find nothing as exciting. Sung in native Norwegian, and blistering as fuck. New album Soft Spot out today and I've had it on repeat all morning #punk #rock #newmusic #honningbarna

Changes to trials are excellent imo. Rewards persistence AND mastery. I'll take my lighthouse run with a 2 win-streak max quite happily. Lots of guns and with the challenges, nearly a full armour set. GG @destiny2team.bungie.net #destiny2

Who still watches Saturday night TV? I'm travelling for work and in a hotel with nothing else to do and it perplexes me. It seems so antiquated? Am I out of touch here? Is anyone under the age of 40 watching this shite?

New Lucy Dacus song continuing to feed the sapphics. They surely can't take much more of this sexually liberating and affirming art-pop ?! Check on your favourite lesbian today.

Listening to the new FKA Twigs LP. I feel like a 20 year old woman in 1997. Certified belter.

A senior government official in America and the worst richest man just casually popping a sieg heil. America voted for a nazi oligarchy. And they got one.

Nazi saluting on MLK day. Insane

Might sign up on twitter again just to call Musk a cunt. Fucking dork.

Well done America, you idiots. We aren't even surprised anymore. Anyway, excited for the next 4 years of "What Roman Mars can learn about Con Law"

Land of the free. Red states and blue balls.

Rest in piss, you fucking clown

Playing my PS Portal with my special PS pulse headphones. I love having DEVICES. I CRAVE A GIZMO. I YEARN FOR A GADGET. A DOODA.

Middle age is doing damage do your knee when taking off your wellies

The insane thing about Elden ring is this is the 4th time past this part of the game and I'm still doing new stuff. A masterpiece. Now featuring DUAL WHIPS BABY

I regret to inform everyone that I have yet again started another play through of elden ring.

Elon Musk is a fucking dobber

"reduced to clear" on the Christmas biscuits gives me a thrill like nothing else.

Still canny believe how absolutely shite that doctor who was lads

Dr Who was laughably shite

I did not expect Truss at 10 by Anthony Seldon to be so gripping. After devouring that in the space of 3 days and laughing along with @thenewsagents.com as if we're all best pals hanging around in my head, I'm fully embracing centristdadism at the age of 33. And I don't even have a child!

Deactivated my twitter account today. Had to briefly nip on and my GOD what a shit hole. Good riddance

Imagine the SLAGGINGS you'd get if you got steaming and tried to get martial law going at 11pm on a random Tuesday, before absolutely shiting it and going "aye, no but pure joking". RIDDY.

Greg Wallace's tactic of going "PFFFT WHAT ARE WOMEN LIKE?!?!" to allegations that he's an absolute shitemare to be around if you're a woman is a BOLD strategy. Fanny.

Coveralls are the fucking best, might start my midlife crisis early and just be a guy who wears trendy coveralls. THEY ARE SO PRACTICAL

Went to see Khraungbin last night. Knocked out 2 slide decks and made a linkedin post about B2B sales.

Played a Civ6 game with the full intention for going for a science victory. Played as Saladin and found the AI to be EXTREMELY unpleased with that plan. Ended the game by dropping a WMD on Brazil and yeeting off mars. Highly enjoyable

BAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING COOKED

Discovered Steve Reich a week ago and have been having my mind blown apart digging through his back catalogue. Music for 18 Musicians is on regular rotation rn

New Donald Trump Cabinet Picks- Dept for Health - Harold Shipman Dept for Arts and Culture - Bible John Defense - Hulk Hogan A new department has also been commissioned: Department for kicking it's own cunt in, forever: Elon Musk

Really enjoy when the algorithm doesn't know you yet so it just picks something and runs with it. Threads was football for me, and here looks to be Astrophotography. Both mean very little to me. But it's better than Xitter assuming I hate immigrants I suppose.

Immediately the app is giving it "!INVALID HANDLE" patter. Why is everything perpetually shite.

*SCREAMS INTO VOID* hello, I am Ryan. My interests include: - Video Games 🎮 Currently enjoying Veilguard, destiny 2, and Civilization 6 - Current affairs, UK and US politics 📰 - History 🗿 - Music, both listening and recording my own when time allows 🎸