You guys. I think I’m the new starting quarterback for the Colts?

Fat is for me, not for thee

Be the sandwich you wish to see in the world.

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This war on Portland. Is it a war on the traffic? A war on gray ponytails? A war on crystals and incense? Maybe a war on Gore-Tex or Nalgene water bottles? A war on matcha lavender lattes with cold foam? A war on parking on Hawthorne? #iloveportland

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Thinking about the tut-tutting Democratic politicians who spent their two years in power warning that Supreme Court expansion was too radical an idea to even think about taking seriously. You absolute fucking rubes. You gigantic, credulous losers. I hope you are ashamed of yourselves today.

Justice Sotomayor dissenting on birthright citizenship case: "The gamesmanship in this request is apparent and the Government makes no attempt to hide it. Yet, shamefully, this Court plays along. Because I will not be complicit in so grave an attack on our system of law, I dissent."

My work email keeps auto correcting start working to star twerking. #happypride

When you realize that what you were taught in school was selected so it wouldn't inconvenience you.

Trump supporters attacked the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 and Trump didn't call in the National Guard.

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Do not underestimate how satisfying it is to angrily yell, "Bogdan!" #GoNuggets

Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.

Sorry, Duke t-shirt, no one worked harder in The White Lotus than the Bosch Series 4 VitaPower Blender.

#handsoff Denver 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

What a great day! Thank you, @sanders.senate.gov and @aoc.bsky.social !

It seems like when you write a decision giving the President king-like powers, you shouldn't be indignant when he acts like a king.

I am entering my caftan and lorazepam era #boodisum

Let's go, Denver

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months

We literally just want to be paid equally and not have our healthcare decisions made by the Supreme Court. Happy International Women's Day.

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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Ooooh well played.

A delicious cab and Preston Sturges ❤️🐍❤️

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Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt. Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

Federal raids across the metro. Team coverage from CPR News and Denverite. Here's what we know:

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde Hero.

Hey ESPN, fuck you.

Jan 20, 1961. A blizzard the day before. Temperatures well below freezing. Without a coat or hat, JFK gave a speech we still quote today. Robert Frost, 86, recited a poem. Steinbeck and Hemingway and Rothko were among the VIPs. A million people gathered in the cold to hear it. This is the precedent.

Thoughts and prayers up to James Woods.

Can’t imagine what would have to go wrong in my life for me to give even the tiniest featherlight of fucks about pardoning Hunter Biden.

Sir. Honestly.

Yassssssssssssssss

I prefer presidents with better make up

The shows that never fail to make me laugh: Veep Arrested Development 30 Rock Fleabag Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt The Other Two Ted Lasso Girls5Eva Pen15 Curb Your Enthusiasm Reservation Dogs Better Things Derry Girls Search Party Larry Sanders Show Schitts Creek Catastrophe The Office UK Bobs Burgers

This is basically Dunkirk. After that the allies felt hopeless, four years later they crushed them. So will we