Resign, infinity

Don’t vote for white men. Look at this place

Take his remote. Take his phone. Make him sit in a room with only books for two days

Hey it’s cool for me to just reinforce the work ethic and my expectations as a boss by outing who’s dying but still showing up to clock in!

Even if you’re almost dead, go to work.

Threatening to leave a horse’s head in Starmer’s bed

Goddamnit

President baby thinks he can just tweet a plan out and everyone will jump.

What’s Pammy up to

It’s completely ridiculous that we have a president who posts on social media and everyone pays attention to it.

Just say no to newsom

What’s the NRA up to these days

This’ll get him the peace prize for sure.

These guys really believe they hold the cards.

I call this man’s office at least once a week to remind him he’s a terrible person. No bigotry! No racism! If you don’t like it, “Randy” leave!

JESUS MURPHY WTF

More like DUMBlight saving time amirite

We WANT the asteroid. Don’t turn it away

Joe really is the Commander in Grief. There’s nobody better to help people handle loss.

Just never vote for a white man again. Those are the instructions. Stop fighting over the stupid lobsterman.

More like markwayne mullet amirite

A new game where people have to run an obstacle course while doing tasks on their phones.

Anyone checked on loomer

The Luegen government

Tillis took that bitch to the gravel pit.

Press just sitting there like stupid middle schoolers.

Leave Spain alone. Jfc

The goal of this war is for Orange pooo shitbag to get compliments apparently.

Just the stupidest moron

Hey Starbucks: everyone just wants a fucking cup of coffee. A decent one. It’s not that hard.

Whiskey Pete is constantly in a state of “excited delirium.” Speed freak.

The US is a rogue state.

Rubio yelling like a fucking maniac

Someone gave him a downer before this slur speech

Why are they still running against Biden

Pummeling your country into rubble for peace.

Governments don’t represent the people.

I remember this saying from the Ancient Ones: Don’t start nothin Won’t be nothin

Concur. Fuck all these fucking fucks. And every last repub.

Operation epic furry

Starmer always looks like a deer in the headlights

Pitchbot killing it

Sage + Lemongrass Goat Milk Soap, with aloe vera. This is one of my favourites to make, it smells amazing and behaves SO nicely. 5 weeks of curing for this one and then into the online shop.

I need Servo on this event now.

It would be beautiful if It happened live.

More like Shame of the Union amirite

Come on, Ed markey. Retire. You are 79. Just stop.

James woods not even acting. #hatm

Make it happen

Is Mitch still in the hospital