Looks like Vance is having stress related weight gain.

DOUCHE

Good morning and 1312.

To win, the American electorate needs to stop being so fucking clueless.

Just made my daily call to the most clueless, disingenuous, lying speaker of the house I’ve ever seen.

FUCKyes

What if the White House was ALSO a wedding venue???

Amy coney Barrett tagging sotomayor and going in on sauer about verbs.

God why do we have to listen to John Sauer’s ugly demented voice

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Fuck staten island. Roll those bridges up.

What ever happened to the enquirer guy

Even Dick Cheney couldn’t even

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Federal minimum wage is a disgraceful $7.25 an hour.

Two fart-huffing bros, I mean, sophisticated Europeans, really OWNING ME.

summoning circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 dodgers 🕯 🕯turn down invite 🕯 🕯️to White House 🕯 🕯 🕯

Grandma, how did the second civil war start?

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

Everyone knows you cant eacape the taint www.bbc.com/news/article...

The Andrew formerly known as Prince.

I am tired of being leveraged.

Low energy president.

Accurate reporting here

Imagine showing up to work every day and saying, yeah, I don’t know anything about that. That’s the fucking speaker of the fucking fucking house.

Everybody has time to write a book but not to save democracy.

Skibidi toilet President.

What happened to that neat deal where you could get rid of the fucking speaker of the house by just ONE PERSON COMPLAINING

What I love is everyone telling me what’s terrible and then saying SEE THE PROBLEM HERE? Yes I fucking do and there’s piss all I can do about it so SEE THE PROBLEM HERE?

I just think things would be so much better if we could ever get rich white asshole dudes out of power. They fucking ruin everything.

Friends has anyone seen the orange one’s ankles this week? I need that condition monitored.

THIS is what democracy looks like?

YESSSS

No cuomo

A rat done bit my sister Nell, And Whitey’s building a ballroom. Her face and arms began to swell, But Whitey’s got a new ballroom. I can’t pay no doctor bills But Whitey’s got a new ballroom. - credit to the great Gil Scott Heron.

I eat a shit ton of tofu. Try it. Beef prices won’t matter, and your blood sugar will thank you. It’s also cheap as fuck.

All you republicans gonna just continue to stan this asshole no matter what huh?

Share if you agree

“Seen as”. Okay dawg.

You wouldn’t be so stressed about money if your kid was able to get free lunch. You wouldn’t be so stressed about your doctor if they hadn’t stopped taking your insurance. You wouldn’t be so stressed about rent if you had rent control. Your failure to engage in politics is *why* your life is hard

Me too. Good morning everyone. ☕️☕️☕️

Doody Don

I’m taking everyone’s juvederm away

Literally destroying the White House rn

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The biggest problem we have in Texas is Greg Abbott’s corruption.

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