The currently oldest known Randall Ascot
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Sorry about trying to destroy the city guys!! My bad (parody account)
What's going on?! Why can't I take this off??!
7 months ago
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Well. The house is a bit of a mess.
8 months ago
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Help????
8 months ago
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@angelaledore.bsky.social
can we get one please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please plea
8 months ago
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(Why can't I move my eyes. Why can't I move my mouth. Is this an internal dialogue? I can't see the end of the horizon— HATSUNE MIKU?!?!??!!!)
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8 months ago
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Hihihihi
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8 months ago
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[Randall marches his way up to the door of Château Dalston without a second thought.]
@2rich4montedor.bsky.social
Hey Dalston! Open up, let me talk to you!
9 months ago
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I think I should probably have disinfected that bite actually
9 months ago
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Why are all the clocks different everywhere I go????
9 months ago
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Google, where to buy pride flag saying "I told you so"
9 months ago
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I'm awak
10 months ago
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Me when I lie
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10 months ago
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That is NOT MEEEE
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10 months ago
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HERSHEL MY POOJIE BEAR SAY SOMETHING. ARE YOU GOOD
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10 months ago
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Dear Henry, I was informed that Hershel was in the hospital so I'm going to visit him as I'm sure you'll understand. In the event that I'm not here when you wake up, I've left you this note. If i'm already back you can flush it, though. Lmao -Love, Randall
10 months ago
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Okay this is just getting ridiculous now. How many mes even are there?
10 months ago
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[There's a lot of arguing from outside the door.]
10 months ago
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ANGELA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
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10 months ago
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OOC//it's late as heck for me so I'm gonna hit the hay won't be able to reply
10 months ago
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I'M HERE WHERE'S THE LITTLE CLONE AT
10 months ago
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.... *sigh*
10 months ago
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I can't find Angela??
10 months ago
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I'm burning through the few ice packs we have pretty quickly. Mental note to write it down for later
10 months ago
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Why the fuck is my seven year old self on here. Dude you're not even old enough to be on the internet
10 months ago
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Google what do I do if my past self and I are interested in the same guy and he just found out about it
11 months ago
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We are at the cheesecake factory
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11 months ago
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Henry doesn't know I found the booze
11 months ago
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SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
11 months ago
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Why do I hear boss music
11 months ago
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Alphonse's dog is messing up Angela's flower garden again. He really needs to start keeping it on a leash
11 months ago
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Woah. That was weird
11 months ago
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