Ugh... my head is killing me. [He blinks, vision regaining its focus for the first time in a long while.] What happened..?

This pride month I just want us all to remember the godawful coming out gift Ascot gave me

Work is hell right now. So many people are calling in sick because of curses.

@mordydaunt.bsky.social @emissaryoftheazran.bsky.social Here we are

What's with all the racket?

Where's my journal..? I'm pretty sure I left it right here.

🎶🎶🎶 [That same upbeat melody always finds its way into his head when he's in a good mood.]

Where is my fucking journal.

I finally. FINALLY. Wore Tyrone down enough to accept my donations for getting Maurice a bigger cage. It took forever, but I'm counting this as a win anyway.

Hypothetically. How would one block the ancient egg that I presume must naturally be some sort of spike trap since it's related to the azran. I'm asking for a friend

Why is there a talking egg on my page or what is that

Why did I just see an ambulance speed in the direction of ledore mansion

[The tune has only gotten more upbeat today.]

RIGHT. Well then. I have a dog to shower with affection— and a butler to profusely apologize to.

I think Rex got out again while Gonzales was cleaning because I can't find him. Where is that dog...?

... [He's absentmindedly humming a happy little tune to himself.]

The one ring circus has a new visitor

Going to go visit Maurice. For no particular reason at all

(What the fuck was that what the fuck was that what the FUCK was that.)

Back to the grind I guess

Finally I have some free time all to myself. I am going to rewatch legally blonde

There's been a remarkable increase in tourists ever since april fool's. Hah, looks like I was right!

Henry won't mind if I beat up his right hand man a little right

I don't even have to guess at this point.

Wait hold on. I don't think Ledore was here when I came out—

What's all this commotion about?

I wish I had a boyfriend

How do I pin someone else's post to my page

Every day in this city is a day I'm astounded that half of the police department isn't fired yet. Tell me why I just witnessed an officer handcuff himself on accident

I announce I'm homosexual and everyone turns into a woman. This almost feels personal

Ok fine im a homosexual

Okay why the fuck is Ascot back in his old costume

I took a nice long nap and now I feel good as new. Still a little stiff, but whatever. I think I'll go see Maurice for a bit

... You weren't kidding about the dangers, huh?