Gosh, it’s been so long since Targent took over like three-quarters of the city. I told the police but they said that it was kind of scary and that it would probably fix itself. But Mr. Ledore is in danger! Possibly because of imposters! If he can wait for a wild gay twink then I must do something.

The Reunion Inn welcomes everyone, no matter how gay they are! Come on down! OO ee oo

I feel the urge to not talk to British people

OO EE OO

Mordyceps

Yeeowch. My 2 concussions are hurting again.

Owowowowow I’m getting so many more concussions

Wait was that rabbit Mr. Dalston took home actually real. I was too busy looking for eggs to look at it closely.

Hatsune Miku

youtu.be/r3Yp4Iz95lE Hey wait a fucking minute

I’ve actually started listening to Hatsune Miku. Maybe she isn’t such a b-i-c-t-h after all

Please help. I don’t think I can sleep with miniature versions of my employers with bunny ears watching me. I’ll even give them to you if you don’t buy a room. Please.

I’m giving out free figures! They’ve got bunny ears on them! Spend a night at the Inn and get a free Masked Gentleman with bunny ears!

... [He walks over to take a look. It is the most adorable thing he has ever seen.]

PLEASE HELP. It turns out letting the public decide what goes in eggs is not good! Please help me find all 417 eggs in the Reunion Inn!!

We’re having a celebratory egg hunt inside the Reunion Inn! There’s around 420 eggs. I’ve found 2 already. That number is significant to me for personal reasons.

My hair will be a beacon no longer with Targent around.

Who are “Targent.” Are they imposters, by any chance?

My hair style is NOT supposed to be a virus. It’s the mask of chaos but 3D. It’s like the symbol of the city so I decided to really get into it. It’s the “Miracle Cut.” You should try it.

Hey I know what hotel you should go to.

My two concussions are healing well!! I should be able to get back to my work at the Inn in a few weeks. As long as No One Tasers Me.

I would like to clarify that I have no problem with anyone who is transgender. They are all fine; I just don’t like it when people steal other’s identities. With that being said, I played a prank on you all. I dressed up as Mrs. Ledore. This is ok because it was April Fools.

my legs are skinny as hell

Pandant

How does it feel now bitch

If I wore a maid outfit then surely no one would try to pretend to be me.

I have 2 concussions.

my head hurts

WHY are there so many LITTLE IMPOSTERS AMONG US

HOLY SHIT I THINK MY ASS IS ON FIRE

Lemme look at the cameras… Because the hotel is so big, I’m glad I used my “scream first, find where the fire is later” strategy to get everyone out just in case!

Boy oh boy I just love looking at security footage!

I think I should press charges on those imposters!

Where are the Ledores, anyway? How do you call them on here? Helloooooo?

I heard Mr. and Mrs. Ledore were on here, along with the wild gay twink, so I am here too! Please visit the Reunion Inn!