The Chicago Bears...won a football game?

Ah, 4th and 12 at their own 17, 90ish seconds into the game. Daaaaa Bears!

It's 6:30ish in the morning and there's a fire alarm at Bielfeldt.

Yeah, that's where I turn the TV off. O-line looking like cardboard cutouts.

Ugly.

Take advantage of the "targeting". Fuckin refs hitting us in the kneecaps and tying one hand behind our backs.

Oh wow. Unfuckingreal.

"The helmet was the first point of contact" Is that fuckin Angel Hernandez?

That's a bullshit call

There we fuckin' go!

Switch from Peacock to the regular TV and somehow missed a fucking lot.

THROW IT AWAY LUKE GODDAMN

And when the game starts on stupid Peacock it looks like they've got a Kari Lake filter on it.

NBC get to take a game a week from FOX/BTN and they decide to stick with fucking Purdue

Fucking NBC.

Of all of the lines I've been in, this is like 3 of them

Can someone just wheel Schumer's chair over to the Republican side of the Senate floor already?

The overalls guy at the south edge of section 107 needs to be fuckin famous.

...WE DO NOT DO THE WAVE.

Give the T-shirt cannon MORE POWER

The chancellor got that air raid siren going better than Newton...

Yeah, unless Illinois come out and stomp a mud hole in Western Michigan in the third, Illinois are falling out of th top 10

Shoulda taken the damn points.

Bullllllshit call

Ugggghhhh. No. It's supposed to be Sweet Caroline goddamn it

Hoping this is just some yips and not regression...

I LOVE THE CANNON!

Ugh. A 3 and out?

Gies walking out on the field flanked by two football players on either side, chest puffed out, was kinda funny.

Game 2

Seen more posts from politicians about Charlie Kirk than the school shooting on CO, by a factor of infinity so far.

Rewatching Dragon Ball Z...and Gohan interrupts his search for one of the Namekian dragon balls to bury a bunch of Namekian Vegeta offed to bury them...and says he's gonna try and bring them back to life. I don't think he thought that through, but he is like...6 so...

My phone now autocorrects Bulls to Bullshit.

Cubs are trying their damnedest to fall out of the playoffs, the Bears just did...whatever the fuck that was...the White Sox are only slightly less ass than last year... And so it goes with Chicago sports.

Aaaaand I'm out.

Who the fuck was falling for that play fake? Besides us, I mean

I need a stiff drink.

THROW THE FUCKING BALL AWAY GOD DAMN

Oh, they're not calling that after the whistle toss by the head?

He don't win that national championship without Harbaugh and Stallions cheating asses.

122 fuckin yards in penalties.

At halftime, we replaced the Chicago Bears with the Eastern Illinois Panthers. Let's see if anyone noticed.

Need more points...

If they can see why it was called they're the only fuckin one.

...

Just a kick in the dick there

The hell was that MMA bullshit right after the punt?

Fuckin eat THAT you shitheads

Oh SHUT THE FUCK UP JOE

Oh BULLSHIT