Writing my will and checking it twice

Sad because past me didn’t think to buy future me more beer

Yea

All this isolation really doin somethin to a mf

ball so hard they made me go to the doctor and cough

Pasta La Pizza Baby

Happy Birthday, Dolly! 🎶 What's a favorite Dolly Parton song of yours? 🎶 Born on January 19, 1946, in Tennessee, Dolly Rebbeca Parton is, well, she's just a national treasure who is also a very gifted musician. Dolly has written over 3,000 songs, released 49 studio albums, charted a record 25 👇

Two days in and my sleep schedule is so hecked

Screws loose

Imagine feeling appreciated

Beetlejuice should show up for a bit in non-Beetlejuice movies. Like, most movies

I wonder what Charles Entertainment Cheese is up to

people who see die hard as a christmas film should also see gremlins as a christmas film

Do you think she would like to listen to Yung Lean ?

Facebook marketplace always amazes me

Club Punk would be a crazy genre