Call me the Supreme Court the way I be totally Ruthless with an iceBerg in my Gins

Post-shoegaze is a funny concept to me. Like yeah we looked at our shoes for a while. Done. Time to gaze at something new.

Alien Earth is wholesome fun for the whole family

When you master the weaponizing of incompetence you become Mr. Magoo

There she is...

I've fully customized my haute42, now I'm truly ready for Gaming

Driving before beer you're in the clear. Beer before driving and you're unaliving

He was here.....

yeah I'm a spellcaster

Can this now be our last election with first-past-the-post? We are almost out of left-leaning parties to sacrifice to the Liberals.

Proper tile highlights for movement! #godot #gamedev

Movement rule system is in place. A lot of really nice boilerplate architecture and a simple test movement rule for only allowing movement forwards or backwards by 1. It's satisfying when something Just Works. #godot #gamedev

Dyke is short for dykael

Happy #TDOV ya animals

Hispanic catgirls be like ñaaa

I take the "monkey at a typewriter" approach to working with quaternions #gamedev #godot

Gosh my gf is so friccin cool

nice false security dude. you get lulled into that?

Blue smoke billowing from the Sistine Chapel at the Vatican signals that a new rizzler has been chosen

I refuse to apologize for party rocking. I might be able to do a party rocking acknowledgement if anyone is happy with that middleground.

Sorry for commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on your Facebook photo album from your baby shower

Decorated my new propane tank

I'm A Gamer, And I Swear To Protect Barron Trump With My Life

We out here

Turns out i've been saying jojoba wrong this whole time and only just got corrected

It's only advance wars if it's from the advance region of game boy, otherwise it's just sparkling chess

My request to the bluesky devs is a daily posting bonus and if you complete your set of bonuses for the week everyone becomes your follower

Microdosing the body of Christ

My contemplating arc is over. I'm now entering my beholding era

Pictures of beautiful scantily clad women? Heh, no thanks... I'm here to Post.

*w00tles @ u from a distance*

I refuse to call you all "my biskies". An absurd name. I have more respect for my oomfies than that.

This might look normal but YouTubers actually only do this when they are in extreme distress.

I'm That Freak Bitch With No Brows

Going beastmode at the gym (getting startled by loud noises)

My vacation ends tomorrow

I moved all my "good" posts from twitter to bluesky so they can sit here with 0 likes instead 💀👍

Your honor, I had a bit of that dawg in me

"des" is the french way of saying "deez"

Get you a girl who can recite the entirety of the Raleigh soliloquys from memory

there's only one thing i hate more than cowpokes and cattle rustlers: horse jostlers

They Musta Put A Free Samples Sign On My Back Cuz These Mfs Trying My Patience

trying to citizens arrest someone but instead getting your ass beat and then screaming OFFICER DOWN

You've been visited by the art hoe ronald of prosperity. Luck and good fortune will come to you if you reblue or whatever it's called on this damn site

If you become my oomfie I get to boop you on the nose and if you unfollow me you die irl

If Guy Fieri was a paladin his sword would be named Flavorbringer

they should rename olives to All Ofs because I eat All Ofs them

Some shit went down

Court martialed for posting cringe on the army discord