moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

not to simp for a Disney show but why is nobody talking about the new daredevil season being 1) rly fucking good and 2) very explicitly about starting a terrorist cell fighting against a fascist state locking people up in cages and manipulating the media

Japanese poster for Cronenberg's Scanners.

The wrong dang movie won best picture

they canceled the Buffy reboot

honestly pretty crazy that John Wilkes Booth was able to nail Lincoln. The hat woulda thrown me off, I woulda way overshot the top of his head

I keep having dreams where I go to record stores and find awesome CDs and then I wake up and I don’t have the awesome CDs and get really mad

“party pooper” is such a bizarre phrase. where did that come from. who pooped a party

Happy Friday the 13th

To clarify: masterful and shockingly creative film by a first-time director and often considered one of the greatest works of its type (films of all time/evil clown movies), but frequently overshadowed by a Stephen King adaptation for the absolute top spot (Shawshank Redemption/IT)

gay son or cube daughter?

Pluribus type scenario where everyone on earth except like 15 people ends up in a massive polycule and they’re trying desperately to get the last stragglers on board

my favorite underdiscussed Succession moment is when Kendall calls that guy “dickless dickleby”

If u have low level contamination OCD is that actually bad or is it just like. ok u just wash ur hands a lot that’s probably kinda a good thing

its cool how Killer Klowns From Outer Space is like a 1:1 with Citizen Kane for the niche of evil clown movies

just copped this for like $3 at an antique store in NY

in news that surprised absolutely no one who has talked to me about movies in the past year

This is Border Chief Gregory Bovino, moments after one of his fellow jackboots murdered an American in cold blood. These are not normal people with empathy, these are not normal people who believe in human rights or dignity, and we should not dilute ourselves about these facts.

happiness is two cats and a sick ass physical media collection

Your outie is Red Hulk

KEVIN DAVE FIRED FROM SPD FUCK YOU KILLER KEVIN LITERALLY EAT YOUR OWN SHIT FOREVER

guy who mistakes the Hellraiser box for a fidget cube

is it like a micro aggression against Italian people to say that I can’t think of a single funnier name that this guy coulda had

Stuffing poutine remains undefeated

it’s crazy how much amazing prestige tv that’s more than 10-15 years old just doesn’t get talked about. what do you mean nobody I know has watched Oz

watched Killjoy 2 last night. it had a budget of $30,000 and despite a sound guy being listed in the credits, I think they didn’t really have one, they just put mics on the actors and called it a day. truly absurd movie experience.

I hop back on here just to see what’s going on and it’s the most insane discourse I’ve ever seen y’all are on some next level shit here I honestly gotta respect it

Twitter just locked my account for telling someone who claimed Muslims were all terrorists to fuck themselves with a rusty hammer

I don’t think we talk enough about how fucking funny wizards are

I’m sbeepy and I rly like listening to music about murdder why isn’t everyone always listening to shit about killing shit and doin drugs n worshipping various deities like that is clearly what’s fuckin up

Call me evil Spider-Man the way I’m not a good parker

I’m so grateful for clowns and clown related activities and the various clown posses

explaining pussy to an American: “imagine a burger…”

Some fool dropped their sushi in the Safeway

I wonder if a gremlin could grow up to be a wizard someday

My favorite part of being autistic is that I have a functionally infinite supply of memories where I inadvertently made people extremely uncomfortable, or misunderstood others attempting to make genuine human connection and just kind of ignored them

love how, when ur sick n feeble, jackin off becomes one of ur only joys left. but sometimes when ur sick n feeble u Jack off n then straight up.can’t move for 10 minutes cuz ur so exhausted. good stuff -> 👍🏻