Him: I’d love to take you to Kōena. If I run into someone I know, can we say we are colleagues that ran into each other? Me: My pinstriped one-piece has you covered. I am your business colleague. No thong bikini!

The lovely @lucielaflamme.bsky.social made me this mocktail at her 40th birthday celebration. I should have been the one making you a drink! You are a generous, caring, and lovely person. I have no doubt you will thrive in your 40s. Happy belated birthday, Lucie.

I have an absence of fun in my calendar over the next week. Reach out if you’d like to change that! 💋 📸 : Aperita

A hot tub at Kōena (or Le Nordik) is one of the greatest places on earth to enjoy conversation in great company. I had a wonderful visit yesterday and I can’t wait to go back.

I also got a list for Montreal ! bsky.app/profile/did:...

Back in January, I created an Ottawa-based providers starter pack so we can easily find and follow each other. Please DM me if you’d like to be added. Retweet please! go.bsky.app/myTXmY

If you take me to this open mic event, I promise I will put my name forward to perform. www.gigspaceottawa.com/events/sad-g...

I had a wonderful first date with a West-coast gentleman. He would like my followers on X to know that I posed the bull’s eye for the photo. I would like you to know that I got several bull’s eye but simply saved the photo for the end. 😂

Pool-date ready! I notice that having the right cue makes a huge difference in my game, and I think it’s time I purchase my own cue. 💪🏼

I usually ask my date to break, but today I decided to give it a shot.

I’ll never say no to tapas. The focaccia bread was to die for.

My name is Luna. 🌙 If you are looking for tenderness and companionship with a real life faery who has a great taste in music, literature and the arts, I am the one for you! I am here to transport you to another realm. 🌹 lunasparx.com

Suitors Take Note! I gifted my friend a most excellent espresso machine for her birthday. She sent me this heartwarming message. If you want a lady to think of you, give her a gift she will use often. She will think of you every time she uses it. 1/2

I adore this photo because it captures how delighted I was on today’s coffee date: My date and I had a nerdy (admittedly, novice) conversation about the Big Bang, the out-of-Africa theory, and the transition of nomadic hunter-gather societies to agricultural civilizations. 1/2

Date-ready looks a little different with the cold weather and snow, but I still feel elegant and beautiful.

Sex workers have the right to work and live in safety, free from criminalization and stigma. #SexWorkIsWork

With the recent snowfall, I’d be incredibly excited to be taken on a spa date at Kōena or Le Nordik 🥰

It’s bath bomb season!

I enjoyed a lovely pool date on the first snow day of the year. At the end of our 3h date, my car was suspiciously snowless. What a gentleman!

I decorated my iPhone with stickers from one of my favourite artists (Camilla D’Errico) and it made me so happy. I may be 40, but I’m still a kid at heart in many ways.

Everyone warned me but I didn’t listen. My neighbour offered me an awesome treadmill for free. I hired 2 guys, 1 who has mechanical experience, and 1 who is strong as a bull. Two hours and a ton of stress later, I am home with no treadmill, a little sad but mostly embarrassed.

Miss me? My Thursday/Friday this week are wide open and I’d love to plan a date 💋

Happy Monday! Wishing you a wonderful week 💋

A great Sunday begins with brunch at a quirky café.

If you like to plan ahead, like me, I thought I’d throw it out there that I’d be delighted to receive this shortbread tin from my favourite bakery for the Christmas holidays. www.littlejoberrys.com/shop/p/b5j0b...

Our neighborhood usually only gets up to 10 trick-or-treaters a year, but I’m ready just in case some ghosts and goblins decide to visit me in the rain.

Who did it better, @jordanbpeterson.com.web.brid.gy or myself? Yes, we really did shoot at the same location and sit on the same couch. See my pinned post for another example. 😂😂😂

Breaking out of a cold jail cell in the “Death Row” escape room is the perfect way to spend a rainy Halloween afternoon.

I’m planning to have a wonderful Autumn and winter filled with fun activities and good people, but I will admit that a piece of my heart longs for summer days and sunshine.

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My date and I enjoyed a beautiful concert of popular Halloween songs and spooky classical pieces by candlelight. The evening was hauntingly romantic. p.s. I am a huge fan of the Despax Quartet in Ottawa if you are thinking of taking me on a date. *wink*

I’m wearing a ‘witchy’ dress to attend a spooky Halloween concert!

Experiencing the music of Danny Elfman (Spider-Man, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Alice in Wonderland) performed by the Ottawa Pops Orchestra was definitely an evening to remember. My favourite performance was the theme to the Simpsons!

I present: A sexy hotel selfie for your entertainment. I will confess that I’m not a huge Honey Birdette fan, but I fell in love with this bodysuit.

I took myself on a date to see Hansel & Gretel at the NAC with the Winnipeg Ballet. There is much joy to be found in attending a show alone and I will never miss out because I don’t have a companion to attend with me.

The best part of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Mayfair is that it is an interactive experience. There is a cast playing along with the screening and making jokes and other commentary. 1/2

It’s showtime!

I’m ready for my date to pick me up! Guess where we were headed?

My date and I were chatting about how we both hate wasting food and are committed to cleaning our plates. After dinner, I laughed at our empty dishes and had to take a photo to document our accomplishment.

I was asked for my university “student or employee ID” and the young lady behind me was asked for her “student ID.” I guess I don’t blend in with the undergrads as well anymore 😂

Dinner at Raphaël Peruvian Cuisine. Thank you for a wonderful evening of intimacy and great conversation, and, of course, for filling my belly with delicious food ❤️

Thoughts on stockings with no panties? 🔥🔥🔥

A rustic gentleman took me on a helicopter ride over Gatineau Park and Downtown Ottawa. It was such an amazing experience!

It’s time to dig out my “Winter Outreach” bin with thick socks, long johns, hats/mitts, etc. I check in with my neighbours who are shaking it rough outdoors. When someone tells me “my socks are soaked from the rain,” it’s nice to say “I’ll be right back with a new pair.” 1/2

I’d been wanting to try Raphaël Peruvian Cuisine on Elgin for awhile, and a sweet gentleman made it happen! My first impression was that I love the vibe and ambience.

I bought myself these pricey glasses for my rather expensive hobby. If you know, you know 😉

The salad was delicious, but I wouldn’t be smiling this hard if I wasn’t anticipating the pizza to follow. Yummy!

I had the pleasure of attending “The Iron Cabaret Presents: Angels & Demons” at the Gladstone Theatre. Much respect to the sexy local talents who put on a spectacular show!