Cutest toosh!

Legs for days.

Honestly haven’t been missing twitter that much. It was getting more and more chaotic on there, while the app became less functional over time. It was barely useable when I got booted.

When your loyal service sub tortures his balls and sends you a giftcard to order sweets, in honour of your period.🩸🍩

I have some potential availability today. Hit me up if you want to play/distract me from my homework haha.💜📚🔥

There is something very satisfying about tending to my sourdough starter and making killer bread during the colder seasons, when I can no longer putter around and tend to an outdoor garden.

Making chicken stew tonight paired with homemade sourdough focaccia, fresh from the oven.🤤 What are you folks cooking and/or eating tonight?

I was contemplating deleting twitter for ages, but I was hesitant as many clients find me that way, but I guess this is giving me the push to leave that platform forever.🤷‍♀️

After six years, my twitter has been suspended for the first time. Not sure if it’s because I deleted a bunch of pics and videos, or if it is bc my pinned tweet is a screenshot of my bluesky page lolol.🤪

Warm loaf of sourdough bread with a pat of butter.🤤🤤🤤

I adore latex pieces, and was even once gifted a pink custom latex one piece, but I am sadly too sensitive to latex. I can tolerate latex condoms (although I prefer Skyns), but wearing latex clothing is too much for this allergic baby. Leather it is!

Omg this is so hot!

I have been on a sourdough kick lately, since getting gifted an active starter that I lovingly fed, and today I got to make a sourdough foccacia! Turned out really well.🤤🥖

Twitter has not been working today. Is this finally the end of a dying app? Implementing so much AI in the app has already made it so unattractive to me. If it didn’t help clients find me, I would have deleted my account there a long time ago.

I really want to go watch The Nutcracker ballet, some day. It’s on my bucket list.

I actually really like the cozy feelings that come from early Fall weather. It makes me want to snuggle up while watching Halloween movies (and maybe doing other stuff under the covers hehehe).

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Who wants to watch me bush dive- my favourite passtime🥰❤️

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When your date’s hotel has a couch long enough to allow you to stretch out your show stopping legs💖

Omg I haven’t posted here in over a month! Time flies when you are having fun💜💜💜

If you folks like me with this long, long hair, you have the next month-ish to book me with my current hair length. Not revealing what my new haircut will be, but it will be shorter than it currently is now.💜✂️

I feel really lucky to be so well loved and supported by my clients and my colleagues. Running a business can feel isolating, at times, but I’ve really met some good people along the way.💜💜💜

Swimming brings me so much joy. Topless swimming rocks. Fully nude is the best!

Summer fills me with so much happiness! I hope everyone is having a good end of their week, especially with the cooler temperature after such a crazy hot few days!

I know a lot of people no longer mask once stopping covid precautions, but due to the wildfires, the air quality is VERY bad today. So for the sake of your lungs, please consider masking.💜

Party Marty wants a kiss.💋

Itching to playyyyy.🔥 You know where to reach me!

Men who like bush just tend to be better pussy eaters, in my opinion. I spent a large portion of my early adulthood shaved down, and it doesn’t even compare.

It’s sad when people don’t reach out to me and wait until I post an ad. Posting an ad means that my regulars are not keeping occupied enough where I am able to accept new clients. If you’ve seen me before, don’t wait until I post an ad, just ask! :)

Hips don't lie

I have some daytime availability today. Afternoon delight anyone?😉

Available for some fun today! You know where to reach me. 💜 💜 💜 Screening, deposit and covid test required.

I find it impressive when I can shove both of my feet into someone’s mouth. I have really big feet! Sometimes it is fun to take my big toes and make someone smile by fish hooking the sides of their mouths. What can I say? Just a romantic I guess.🥰💜🥰💜

Lol sometimes taking on new clients feels like too much work, because I am perfectly content with my lovely regulars, and usually don’t feel particularly inclined to reply to a, “Hey,” from an unknown number. Send a complete request, otherwise, I am happy riding my loyal regulars’ faces.💜💜

I absolutely love summer! I love feeling the warmth of the sun on my skin. Almost as sweet as your kisses.

Got to be in a queer, masked space tonight and that felt oh so lovely.

I want you to want me, I need you to need me.💜

I want you to want me, I need you to need me.💜

What I enjoy about Winter ending is that there is so many fun things found in nature that can be used in session to create sensation play, or bring pain.😈🌿

Even if sex workers inspire you or have you in awe in any way, you should still tip them.

A fresh, crisp pair of white undies. Delectable!

Training a service sub is very satisfying. Maybe one day I will have a dedicated group of service subs, ready to bend at my will.😈

Feeling horny! Available for a s4xting session tonight. Text 343•340•8896 to inquire.🔥

Art.

Kink makes me so happy and fulfilled.

Now that my semester is nearing an end, guess who is available for solo bookings again? This girl! Text 343•340•8896 or email taylorlagrande *at* tutanota *dot* com to book. Please review my website for up to date information.

I want to suffocate someone with my giant ass cheeks.😈🍑

Happy (albeit rainy) Friday! I feel so held and seen by my clients, and that is such a lovely, comforting feeling. Thank you, guys, for being such genuinely kind and caring humans. Reminds me that not everyone is a human turd.💜

What type of bike would you suggest for a 5’11 woman who would be mostly riding in the city, potentially some paved bike trails as well? Looking for something light and height appropriate.