@sculpin-soda.bsky.social I wish blue sky had push notifications so I could see all your posts as soon as possible

These are the eyes of a broken man

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife(pictured below, hands where I can see them, fellas!) brings me a sandwich (not asked for) and I get a double kill bot lane. So how's your day going?

I think about this post sometimes and laugh a great deal

I was like why is hikaru unpainted.. then realized it's not him. Question still stands

We get possums , raccoons, and cute 🐈’s that come to #TheHabertat for late night meals we give them. But I’m pleasantly surprised we can now add 🦨’s to the list 🙌🏻

For legal reasons: I don't wanna. For illegal reasons? Heh... Maybe I oughta.

冬ドク あとでシブまとめにも入れます

⚠️擬人化 2025🐍

らくがき

Oh oh oh it's magic, you knowww Never believe it's not so

i need a scoopy banoopy for gramble

MY TUMMY HURTS BRO

Gets scared 😨

Okay whatever whatever whatever whatever

Yess yes we could totally use him at a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on and then after that we can tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon. Yes. This sounds like a plan to me

Mhm mhm. Yeah we could definitely throw him in the dungeon and let him rot in jail. But I'm really thinking we should tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon

OR.. We could, and just hear me out here... We could tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon. JUST A SUGGESTION...

The engorged one will not stop suckling on his blanket bro you are not that hungry you still have an HOUR until your next meal and you haven't shat all morning!

Given the immense vastness of all the music ever created by humanity, it’s such a weird coincidence that the very best songs all happened to be released when I was aged 14-21.

Let's kill the horse.

Get me outta this job man Im sooososoonsleepy

I'm so fucking sleepy

STOP SAYING CREAMED

@shurara.bsky.social you are semlly

@ponmaxxing.bsky.social wats up

@sculpin-soda.bsky.social heelo

Why doesn't the big orange eat the little oraange

@takeshikusao.bsky.social

Who else do I give a gaf about on here

@travismcelroy.bsky.social inactive since 2023 yeah you seem safe to @. Hello Trravis on bluesky

Nobody is unreachable

@justinmcelroy.bsky.social why don't you follow your brothers

I can just @ anyone

@toddhaberkorn.com hi

Nothing and I mean nothing brings me greater joy than todd haberkorns use of hashtags

I see a lot of bird feeder ads that mention how they’re squirrel proof- I say, bring it on! Here’s how we handle squirrels at #TheHabertat #EatUpLittleBuddy

Mealworm in the bathroom... Mealworm in the bathroom at a party... Is there a sadder sight?

Staff only meeting is going on and I'm listening from the bathroom taking a big ol stinker on company time

I want to send nice messages to my friends to offset my anger but I'm so sleepy

No one understands my rage

EYE TWITCHES. EYYYEEEE TWITCHESSSSSSSS...

Call me white boyyyy pleeeeze white boy call meeeeee

IF OOOOUR LOOOVES INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY?

Every 2 seconds I get to go TEEHEEHEEHEE 🤭💖 Because either my Guy is on screen or my Guys are talking about politics I agree with

Salmon and rice 😋

Y'know what Todd you can call me too. Go my white boys

Guys I forgot how good life is when you've got a video game and a podcast