Bong. Bong. <Did one of those word clouds for my account. Unsurprising.>

BONG <AUGH>

Bong. Bong. <No. No it wasn't, at all.>

Bong. Bong. Bong. <Hm. I see. It's you.>

Bong. <Finally, I am no longer green.>

Bong, bong? < @carmenlobotomy.bsky.social , may we talk?>

Grong... Grong... <Sometimes, one must suffer for the sake of love... Alas, I am far too familiar with such things...>

Grong. <They turned me green.>

Bong. <Nuh uh.>

Bong. Bong. <Ask my Lady about meeting dates. Topic of the next meeting is political theory.>

Bong. Bong? <Okay. When and where?>

Bong~ Bong, bong. <Naturally, you are my goddess, Lady Hod~ However, I would kindly ask that you de-compress yourself, I can't imagine it's comfortable.>

Bong. <Yes.>

Bong.

Bong. Bong. Bong, bong. <No. Come to my Lady's book club. She might give you some, so long as you participate in the discussions.>

Bong, bong. Bong bong. <Yes, but I hardly see it as much of an achievement, it was the dog form, after all. I'd be more impressed with someone doing the same with its breaching form.>

Bong? Bong. <You know what I don't like? You.>

<BONGBONG BLACKSMITHING ARC LITRP INCOMING> *She grabs a ladle, and sticks it in the pool of lava. She pulls it out, and... there is no longer a ladle. She sighs, and grabs out another, higher quality-looking ladle. The same thing happens. She gives up, grabs a pair of tongs, and...* [+]

Bong? Bong, bong. Bong. <Honestly? So long as the two are able to form a healthy relationship, I see no issue with the Bloodfiend and the Judgement Bird dating. I do, however, hold issue with that loathsome bird throwing insults at my Lady.>

@couragetoprotect.bsky.social BONG. <MAY I REQUISITION THE FOUNDRY EQUIPMENT ON YOUR FLOOR.>

Bong... <Part of me wishes I could have been a Workshop Meister...>

Bong...? <I wonder if my Lady thinks this outfit suits me well...?>

Bong bong. <I would like to once again thank the @godsendoffice.bsky.social for finding and bringing me my locker.>

Bong. <I want chicken wings.>

My Bong? Bong.

Bong... <I do wonder when Lady Hod will allow us to stop being jolly...>

Bong. Bong: "bong." <There are millions of terrible things someone can say to another. I'll simply share a cruelty I've been told: "You are banned from free ham sandwich day.">

Bong. <I think she's the yeast of my concerns at the moment.>

Bong? Bong? Bong. <What would I be paying taxes for? Living in a Library in the Ourskirts? No.>

bsky.app/profile/did:... Bong. <I have created a list containing the three bongbongs.>

I'm the type of gal who would secretly stalk you wherever you go, and always hiding in plain sight becoming one with the environment.

wife pretty

[Upset Bong Noise]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz <snrrrrrrk mimimimi... snrrrrrk mimimimi....>

[bongbong locker opening litrp incoming] *She wheels the locker up to the Floor of Literature, and into the librarian bunks, before setting it down next to her bunk. She inputs "406" into the combination lock, and opens it.* [+]

BONG. Bong, bong. Bong bong. <I HAVE GOTTEN MY LOCKER BACK. First of all, I have Twilight back. Secondly, I have more important personal items back.>

Bong. <I can neither confirm nor deny this rumor.>

Bong. Bong. Bong...? <Hm. There are people visiting the old main branch of L. Corp. I wonder if I could get them to bring me back some things...?>

Bong??? Bong. <Where are these rumors coming from??? No.>

Bong... Bong... bong. <Bong-cat... Lady Hod turned me into a cat once... that was nice.>

Bong??? <What is a Domain Expansion???>

Bong. Bong, bong. <No. Though I do have multiple mirror selves running about, these days.>

????

Bong, bong. <The one I'm most comfortable in, the one I've used the most, Twilight.>

Bong, bong. Bong. <I am aware of it, as I am of other such Aleph abnormalities. I've worked with it a fair deal.>

Bong. Bong, bong. Bong. <The day I saw the devil. I remember it as clear as day, with far greater clarity than I'd ever want. Its visage has been burned into my mind.>

Bong bong. Bong. <I think I am going to start an internet argument with that beholder or perhaps prescript bluesky user. The anything bot.>

Bong. <My eyes are simply "like that.">

Bong.

Bong. <I shall never lose.>