Look at his lil sneakers!

Can we do a MNDOT sidewalk jail protest after the govt stops kidnapping our neighbors? This shit enrages me.

Ashley is not alone in this, there are tons of people like me doing this for people directly here in mpls! And it feels good while everything else is bad. I’ve covered 3 families this month and my Spanish kicked over to high proficiency as a result. Karma? Donate to Ashley or dm me! 🤍🕊️

Everyone normal learns this like when they level up, no need to take it to a billion

Use your privilege and come to Mpls if you haven’t been yet. You used the word Dreamtime as a pejorative in some punditry you did recently, which shocked me coming from an Australian. Come make karmic amends and get up here.

And the MPD has returned to driving around Powderhorn after nearly six years’ absence. Every patrol that passes me when I’m out walking I watch to see if they’ll look at me. If they’re looking at anything. They do not and they are not. One blond ponytail cop did glance at me briefly on 35th St

I think what we can learn from this is there is a thin layer of men in society that are no longer needed ... and we would all be served well by their chemical castration and subsequent demise

I too must have imagined them all gathered in the park, and speeding down the block for weeks, nor the veritable parade of them headed out of town on 94 east when I eventually had to drive to Madison

During the George Floyd uprising, arsonists burned things like pharmacies in my North Mpls 'hood, several miles away from GFS. a lot of big name non-MN leftists explained to me, patronizingly, that this was actually an organic part of an uprising. just dropping that here for no particular reason.

I believe that there are 100k people in the Mpls city limits that are all in, greater metro quién sabe?

And when you want for nothing you create problems where there aren’t any just so you can stay busy solving them, and blaming and punishing others makes you feel better… the inventions inevitably twisting into evil shapes as they cannibalize their hearts

I am extremely stressed out but thinking about my fussy ass wealthy boomer parents shopping at the Mexican market today is making me laugh a bit And fielding friends’ kids’ questions about exactly what crema is while they’re at Costco And living for a possible delivery of llapingachos tmrw

They just gassed my park. Flash banged, and arrested an observer. Why?? They parked illegally in front of the community center, hung out. Waited till people came out, then gassed. Targeted enforcement my ass

And calling the observers protesters is crazy. Walking outside of your own house to alert neighbors to the feds on your own block is not a protest. A protest is the 50k strong marches we’ve been doing.

I’m allowed one positive post right? Amongst the horrors?

Let's go, Mpls!

Soul Asylum with Babes in Toyland in 1991?

Acrylic and oil pastel on masonite 3Freedoms, 2026

Seeing accounts being mean or passive aggressive to people who want to help Mpls cause they don’t understand the best way to do it is so fucking Minnesotan. Part of the good of this in the city is loosening people up so they quit being so exclusionary and judgmental. It’s nice to be nice.

It feels like they just swoop in and then forget their responsibilities sometimes. Tangentially in an interview I did the host mixed up info on my job and said I was a “home brewer of gin” which would be a federal crime. I am a professional distiller.

The thing about these racists is they can’t even hatespeech properly. It’s just unintelligible. A dirt burger? What is that? Cow dung Oscar. Is it an Oscar formed from cow dung? Is it an award that the most artistic cow dung receives? Is it a movie made by or about cow dung?

Yeah you’d think it’d be pretty easy to show the country all these bad guys they’re getting. But they wanna show you pictures of the community observers and protesters instead.

Theater is exactly what this is.

Pour one out tonight for the boomers with kids who live in Mpls

You don’t argue with them. You bewitch them. You confuse their senses. You tell them a story. You honey your words until they are lulled. Then you introduce the doubt. Cracks become fissures. They don’t know why exactly they’ve changed their minds. They’ve forgotten about you. I want this job.

Busy busy, but once again hiding the fed helicopters over my house. I hate the fucking helicopters.

The Sin of Bravery: Why Many Republicans Now Say Only Criminals Carry Guns

I like these Mpls transplant propaganda posts a lot. It’s all true though, and we are so happy you came! 🕊️🤍

Surrounded by 30-51 feral hogs and yet did not go for his gun. That takes balls. In all seriousness though Alex Pretti was a real positive manly dude. Much respect to him.

Okay!

Yes, they are, btw

Like, they said I was gatekeeping pain because I didn’t know their history and what they’ve experienced, and I am literally dismayed that I don’t get to find out when they were under violent government occupation before. Cause when has this ever happened like this in the us? What don’t I know?

I keep thinking about this post. I’m really challenged by flip boomer coded memes, but I thought, forget it, I want to invite this person to the city. Boomers can help save us. They’ve deleted some of their replies to me that were rather vitriolic, but left the post up. Feels weird.

“They killed somebody on Eat Street” sounds so dumb but is the thing my brain keeps saying

He’s not wrong. I wake up daily and make peace with the fact that it might be my last day on earth. The last day I hold my 4 year old daughter.

Planted my candles on the corner, ice passes through frequently. Alex Pretti. Renee Good.

Lolllll at least this is distracting me from the horrors outside my door

This is the truly strangest question I’ve seen on bluesky ever.

I love this sentiment! And they probably do think they risk gas or worse, fuck yeah warriors all! But fyi the feds and cops are not going anywhere near these large organized protests here, it’s all permitted and planned and peaceful.

Ain’t that some shit!!! I had family representation there but I was doing a ride to work for a compromised neighbor, she’s too cute to be risking the cold and the ice, plus I froze to death at the last march 🤍🕊️💪

This is all you need to know. We will remain strong.

Honestly we are the kindest domestic terrorists the world has ever known.

Your replies are disabled so: I’m here, and this situation is so extreme, so beyond the pale, that I cannot describe it to you. We are flooded. They outnumber the cops, cops are conservative and assholes anyway, and trump really fucking would come kill us. I’m a “domestic terrorist” btw

Hello! And plain raw shea butter when you get home and you’re all crispy!

Too bad there wasn’t ever some way to stack the MPD with people who don’t hate Minneapolis and love Trump. Oh wait, there was, and Frey ran against it in 2021

really really big hugs, it was indeed really fucking hard

Sir no joke I envy you your appetite. I need to eat but I got nothin

I keep my shoes on in the house all day now. Everyone in my house bathes more frequently “in case we get detained” (these words have been spoken). I keep meds in my pocket. I have phone numbers memorized. I hate it.

Uh HOLY FUCK I WAS JUST FUCKING CHASING BOVINO???!!!