I leave work for a week and everything goes to hell.

EVERY FUCKING TIME IM ABOUT TO GET A CUTE PHOTO OF MY DOG SHE MOVES!!!

So many hours for this one ✨ #MurderDrones

imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good. and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”

Slowly but surely, I will find all of my friends again on here!

I got fucking jumpscared by all the follows. WELCOME MY FRIENDS!