So it wasn't a UTI just a bruised pubic bone ...😬 Oops

When the Chief calls during your "forced sabbatical" because some redhead died in the wood... (I love cosplaying this loser) #AgathaAllAlong

My wife @childofwind.bsky.social had WAY too much fun leaving all these lipstick marks 😜

"She's my cherry pie. Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise." Seems someone's popular with a certain FBI agent. Another butch!Agatha inspired by @evgar.bsky.social #AgathaAllAlong

"Only suckers wait in line." Couple shots of young Detective butch!Agatha inspired by @evgar.bsky.social #AgathaAllAlong

"Only suckers wait in line." Couple shots of young Detective butch!Agatha inspired by @evgar.bsky.social #AgathaAllAlong

dykes #agathario #wip

a gift for the holidays 🎄 #agathario

Christmas Eve in my new house! Muppets Christmas Carol next to a fire with @childofwind.bsky.social at my side. Core memory made.

The first set of Christmas lights my new house has seen in 30+ years 🥹 My grandmother never decorated (not her thing) so my wife and I excitedly decked the halls for the very first time.

"Down, down, down the road Down the Witches' Road Follow me, my friend To glory at the end" #agathaallalong #mcu #neonart #digitalart #art #digitalart #artoftheday

lil witches 💜💚 (plus @witchtwig.bsky.social's small town witchery agatha) #agathario #art

Not me wanting to write a dark rom-com about Dracula's 3 wives in the modern era falling for a Doordash delivery girl who stumbles on their feeding ground and SOMEHOW manages to fend them off with Jack Sparrow levels of luck and insane coincidences (Yes...this stems from my hyperfixation. Sue me.)

Oh, you all are gonna HATE me for the ending of Topsider. We didn't have much magic/fantasy in Undergrounder, but all that changes very quickly and very violently. Alex...you poor thing.

The world needs more Agnes O'Connor. Guess I'll supply. Happy Halloween!!

The world needs more Agnes O'Connor. Guess I'll supply. Happy Halloween!!

Guess I need to start posting on here more now that Twitter's algorithm is switching over to total AI. God I hate this fucking timeline.

Oh, you all are gonna HATE me for the ending of Topsider. We didn't have much magic/fantasy in Undergrounder, but all that changes very quickly and very violently. Alex...you poor thing.

Nothing like a hospital visit right at the end of the month to really round things out 😮‍💨

Not me wanting to write a dark rom-com about Dracula's 3 wives in the modern era falling for a Doordash delivery girl who stumbles on their feeding ground and SOMEHOW manages to fend them off with Jack Sparrow levels of luck and insane coincidences (Yes...this stems from my hyperfixation. Sue me.)

another princess of hell with a magic substituted arm ive been in love with this season

Where are my fellow sapphics hungry for a modern Beauty and the Beast featuring... 🏳️‍🌈 Disaster lesbian 🐺 Cinnamon roll monster girl 🥀 "She could never love me" ✨ Touch of magic 🔓 Hidden worlds 🗡️ Mob intrigue 🔥 Spice www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09M...

Never watched a single episode of Xena or Buffy

Martial arts also erase the Freeze response, because you will already have practised your responses and reactions to an assault, and your training will step in. Bad people rely on your Freeze response. Patriarchy loses if we do weight training and martial arts 😘

Today's adventure at the Renaissance Festival yielded a skink capture! Little dude was on a tree missing his tail. Caught him and set him free in the woods behind me.

Not too often you get to leave a coworker speechless when she jokingly calls you a witch and you answer back with a straight face, "I am" Her barely audible "....oh" was priceless XD

Can't forget the Ninth House shrine in my stairwell. And yes...those are real bone rosaries and prayer chains. Yes, I made them and the swords on the wall #tlt

I am unreasonably excited about my new plant stand in my new house

I am unreasonably excited about my new plant stand in my new house

"Gods don't bleed, but my mortal body does."

"How does love endure when parchment stands in for touch? When the words of your lover are nothing more than dried ink that feels like heart's blood? When the spine of a worn journal is the closest you will ever be to touching them?" (sometimes I'm a writer)

"How does love endure when parchment stands in for touch? When the words of your lover are nothing more than dried ink that feels like heart's blood? When the spine of a worn journal is the closest you will ever be to touching them?" (sometimes I'm a writer)

Ah yes, the iconic scene where Austin Powers tea bags Kylo Ren for the fate of the galaxy.

So I was moving a small rolling cabinet with one of my overheads today who was struggling with her own. It wouldn't roll straight. So naturally my dumbass brain went "You gotta treat it like an unruly sub. Grab it by the ass and make it go where you want." EXCEPT SAID THAT OUT LOUD TO MY BOSS

Anyone who knows me knows how much I love the movie Ladyhawke. It's tropey, campy goodness. So of course I had to drag my hyper fixation into it. TLDR: I'm writing an angsty #agathario Ladyhawke AU for funsies 👀 in case anyone was interested.

It's my favorite time of year again. Time to play, "Are those gunshots or fireworks?"

It's been over a year since being blindsided by burnout, but I think I'm finally getting my mojo back. I'm not ready to jump back into my stories but I'm definitely feeling a positive shift.

(Feeling this in my soul rn) “I’m still alive,” she said, but her words tasted like personal reassurance. Like she was trying to convince herself she was still kicking and breathing. “I survived. That’s all that matters. Everything else is just white noise.”

Legit just ugly cried over a fic. Full-on chest heaving, snot running, incoherent babbling that lasted over an hour. I'm still sniffling. No, I will not share the link. My fic reads are between me and my sleep paralysis demon but HOLY FUCK

DEADASS WHY DO I LOOK LIKE FLYNN RYDER FROM TANGLED?? 🤣🤣

Oh fuck, I turn 37 this month....huh

Happy Pride everyone! June marks the two-month countdown to my wife and I moving into your first home! We've put together a wishlist for anyone who would like to contribute. If you can, awesome. If you can't, equally awesome. No pressure at all =) Link below! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Young butch Agatha Harkness/Agnes O'Connor anyone? (work is doing a function and wanted "trail blazer" so I said fuck it)

I love how it took until I was 36 to start the medication I truly need to feel "normal" and in doing so have started unpacking buried trauma and triggering my CPTSD. Struggling, yall

What a haul from Goodwill! These are gonna look so good on my nostalgia bookshelf

“Survival is never a clean thing, and anyone who claims otherwise has never felt the cold horror of knowing you are the only one you can trust to see the next sunrise.” (I wrote this for me. I wrote this for her. I wrote this for them) #writingcommunity

You ever read a sex scene and just go... "HOW IS THE POSITION YOU'RE IN EVEN HUMANLY POSSIBLE??" Like y'all...Y'ALL! Buy one of those drawing armatures for reference, I'm BEGGING you.

Whelp! Work on Monday is gonna be fun 😏

FUCKING STUNNING!!!

If you see this, post a sword! 🗡