"karl jobst villain arc" i love being on-line sometimes

bring back sprite comics

doing some uncharacteristic normie posting here as opposed to on the site which sucks

doing research but finding no leads

L + Ratio + You're fucking stupid + You're white

fuckin 'ate twitter simple as

According to Sky, the LibDems have 'one last stunt' ready for the end of the campaign.

these days they lock you up and put you in twitter jail simply for saying someone should kill themselves with a sword

saw a hedgehog in the garden. couldnt get a photo. put some water out for it :)

"if sydney sweeney's boobs walk into a room" sydney sweeney should have a gun and carte blanche to kill people who write about her

You cant make a chicken without fucking a few eggs

im stil hodling my invite codes the price is going to the moon just you wait

its free and easy but the enlightened move is to find different tabletop games. There are like 5 million. Start with something accessible, like (mischeivous grin) FATAL

skys gone pink again. hope its not a portent or omen

Lets fuckin gooooooo

This site might be developing a problem

like & share if you cry every time

Wes Streeting: Interesting. Looking into this

my job at the commune is making model ships or other comically tedious monastic endeavour. Everyone will think I'm wise or something (i will still be dumb as a post)

like two days ago will claimed these "hipster losers" were influencing millions of voters

The entirety of the left combined is probably swaying fewer voters than a typical "Patriots for PROTECTING THE CHILDREN" facebook group

britain is basically three people, "Nothing will ever get better and i'll die in misery", "I like the misery and I think you deserve worse", and "Keir Starmer seems like a decent fella". The third guy is perpetually engaged in "running into painting of tunnel" behaviour

I had a dream last night I won a competition through tesco. The prize was a new set of internal organs (all of them except brain), donated by "someone I once knew". I'm not big into dream theory but I feel like there's some serious mileage in that for anyone who is.

this hospital bombing is going to make me fully fucking insane. They're gonna get away with it. They always fucking do. Half the press is already selling the IDF's shit

very difficult to be online in any capacity atm. not sure what to do. pacing the room, climbing the walls, etc. all i can do is hope hell exists

i dont know if the starmer voice clip is real but I dont care. it can be made real

remember when renault made an ugly car and the marketing was like "this car isnt ugly, it actually, has an ass, that you would like to fuck. Here's a bunch of footage of women's asses, and sometimes the car's ass. But mostly women's asses"

stopped trying to think of a real answer and let my mind drift and I am now enamored by thought of Columbo grilling a guy who says he was gooning at the time of the murder

this may be controversial but I think everyone in the british government and anyone likely to be in the next british government should be killed with hammers

god i wish that were me

Feinstein's aides had to call time on the bit because her legs fell off or something

a dumbass performs an escalating amount of asshole behaviour in order to find a treasure. The treasure isnt real, and he gets a psychic kick in the dick by a guy he crossed in a different game

that’s never stopped you before!

Rest in peas to one of the cats of all time

this is a good joke but when I die I would absolutely love for my skeleton to be an animatronic. put that bitch to work. Give me an endoskeleton inside my endoskeleton. Put it outside a school or something weird. Maybe a big tesco

hearing reports that thousands of well-wishers have gathered at the gates of the Chapo Trap House. Get well soon your majesty

damn even rupert murdoch has gotten bored of waiting for rupert murdoch to die

i don fucking need random computer problems today. or any day actually

Announcing im leaving twitter

i was somewhere between non-speaking extra and c-plot supporting character

Simply misplacing a 200 million dollar jet plane proves the pentagon's still got the dog in them (being the greatest money furnace the world has ever seen)

you ever think about how beavers dig stone out of the ground, fell trees to create lumber, and combine them to build dams, reservoirs, and homes. Basically a rat. Brain the size of a pean nut. what the fuck

i think there is a bigger fucking issue than the charger buried in this lede guardian, you hacks

i hope with all my heart that someone has archived the thousands of godawful 9/11 related flash games that flooded newgrounds for like 6 months after the big day

this weather is fucking with the national grid i think our power flickered a bunch yesterday at the peak heat and now its started doing it again