Its that time of year again, more specifically that day of the year... that one special day for you where people celebrate you achieving +1 to the old stat... When did they swap out baking a cake for your birthday to feeding the birthday creature with an industrial strength hose???

anyone care to join me with for some pie with this lovely fall weather

After many garments made A break was long overdue But then a customer came With a big request to do @cheesynpuffy.bsky.social

Ya'll, please remember to take care of your friends. They are not there to give you items, they are not there to be your toy. And if you treat them like such,don't be surprised when they cut you off. I will not tolerate being used like an item,or exclusively talked to when you are horny

-Staring longingly into a mug of Coffee- That idea of a future we once shared was warming to me, as impractical as it felt in the end. The best of you floats through my mind every now and then, and I can't help but to smile at the memories. I'm sorry that I couldn't be what you desperately needed.

just enjoying nice afternoon at the beach, hopefully no one else wanted ice cream Art by @wiishyishii.bsky.social

Man, the heat this year's been BRUTAL, even all the way into mid August! Best way to cool off is relaxing in the pool with a couple of cold drinks, obviously! Though after a few months of lounging and snacking all those calories do add up... Beach body? More like a -Beached- body at this point!

Update: I haven't learned my lesson... Not really a beached whale at this point, moreso the beach ITSELF! It feels... pretty nice though to be honest! Anyone wanna climb on up here and sprawl out against all this roo? Everyone is welcome!

@yeenbutt.bsky.social showed up out of nowhere offering to try a 'billion calorie milkshake' with me! Its like, a billion calories in an average serving, this fatass shows up with an entire chilled tanker of the stuff "Just in case"... Gotta say, its pretty good! Neither of us can get enough of it!

Mmnnnggnhhh... Whatever is in those darts is surely super potent... hopefully he'll be kind and roll me home and absolutely not fire a few more dart into my side... right? (A wonderful gift from the very talented @faucetrye.bsky.social !!)

I think Rexouiums are cute. I think Fat Rexouiums are hot. I think Fat Rexouiums with incredibly fat tails are hot as FUCK. You should like, make this Rexouium even bigger... right NOW. (Once again amazing art from a wonderful friend on Discord!)

Dream-Devouring Siltcurrent: suddenly exists in my MD run Me: That fish I fucking HATE My artist friend watching my stream at that moment: That fish you fucking ATE (The amount of effort said friend puts into even the jokes is amazing, love them to bits!)

Its #gremday? Don't have much in the way of art, but I doooo have a VRC model of my sona as a gremlin, one of the many forms a shapeshifter can take! *cackling noises*

A wonderful gift I received from a special someone with a heart of pure gold for my birthday last year! Honestly the best surprise I had received that day, cherish the gift and the thought of it a lot. Never realized Tiramisu was so delicious until that day... (Art by @scruffkerfluff.bsky.social)

"Hey you should play Limbus Compan--"

Just occurred to me that I didn't actually re-upload my ref sheet here, sooooo... Have a good look at this goofy lil' shapeshifter in all his glory! (Art by Orlando_Fox)

Stop feeding yourself! Stop feeding yourself! Maybe you shoulda gotten a firmware update on those gorilla arms of yours -before- you hauled yourself down to the buffet, fatass! Vaguely Cyperpunk inspired comm with @maylow.bsky.social! (Art by fathips)

Gwuh that new YCH from TigerDad looks so good... I would buy it in a heartbeat if I wasn't strapped for cash xwx

UUOOOHHRRRP!! ...Huh... turns out if you keep teasing your friends about your mobility they'll--HHWWOOOAAAAARRP!! ...They'll stuff you until you absolutely can't move... Heh, got tons of free food in the process! Jokes on--BWWOOOOORRRRPP!!--them! (Amazing art by WiishyIshii)

Alright, Alright, enough blowing up bsky feeds at 5 AM... just one more thing, hee hee!

...This is why you don't make bets based on your weight... and also don't double-down on doubling up on the consequences... Will say though, it is kinda nice being lost in a sea of your own sprawling fat and folds, hee hee... A recent drawing from a good (and VERY TALENTED) friend on Discord

Also Limbus Company and all the Project Moon stuff is so fantastic in both sheer depth of world building and how understandably human all the characters are, I haven't understood characters on such an emotional level since Mystery from MSA. Just wish it wasn't tied to a GACHA SYSTEM OF ALL THINGS

Man, I'm pretty sure one of my recent feline followers might go absolutely wild knowing I finally made a tiger version of my sona. In a good way, I really do hope...

"I see your name in the book riiight 'ere... stole a whole sheet of holo-kitty stickers from a Big Brother, huh? Looks like yer punishment is... Death! Go get'em, boys!" Wonderful Limbus Company themed art by @swarentaiger.bsky.social, starring @blubberbeak.bsky.social and @yasharko.bsky.social!

Darn, already went through all my snacks while waiting to log into D2 today, feel full for once... -HUUUOAAARRRRRPP!- ...Actually, I could go for a couple more pizzas! Mind getting me some? Feel free to snuggle up when you get back, plenty of me to get lost on... or maybe in~

Owh right, I have a Bluesky Maybe I should like, upload something. Or a few things.

Bro this streamer fat as fuck!

big whale- i mean roo at the pool :33 raffle prize for @cheesynpuffy.bsky.social !! { #fatfur }

since im almost at 500 followers i wanted to do a little raffle! :3 i will be doing fatfur, inflation and latex how to enter the raffle: - ➕ follow my account - 🔁 repost and like this post - 💬 comment a ref of ur oc (optional - pose idea / location idea) ends in 48 hours!

Here's an easy way to get unlimited free food: Tease your fatass friends that you can still waddle about even after the 12th feeding session! Not sure how much longer I can keep this up for though... (Art by DadTigerDad)

Man, I should like. Actually post something here. Hmm.

ych com foy myst!