For my birthday today, I will make this decree: @hangmanpage.bsky.social did nothing wrong. Ever. That is all.

As I say goodbye to my 30's, I reflected on the past decade. Many highs, many lows. Many times I was on top of the world, many times I was in a very dark place. But as Frank said, "The record shows I took the blows, and did it My Way."

The ultimate end of a rivalry. @perryvonvicious.bsky.social. Rip Byson. Reverse Lucha De Apuestas. Instead losing your hair, the loser has to GROW THEIR HAIR OUT EVEN MORE. Actually, that sounds kinda stupid. Nevermind.

I am laying this out here. I am officially challenging Tony Khan to a game of NBA Jam. Best of 7. My only request is that I get to be the Chicago Bulls. Anything else is on the table. I await his response.

How I greet people coming from the bad place outage:

"So.....you must be the new guy on Bluesky..."

Chislic. Yeah, we don't have much.

Final Monday Doubles of my 30s for darts league. Lost 6-5, but still a fun night. Ended with a 21.5 PPD, so a little below my average. We won't talk about cricket. But in 501, FOUR HAT TRICKS. Got my groove back!

Linus here hitting with hard facts.

This company is a bunch of dorks and I love them for it.

......Sweet Zombie Jesus. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF YEAR AT THIS TIME OF DAY IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!!

Fucking cunt.

50 years ago today. "We are holding our own..."

Round Zero. 10 AM tomorrow. Let's fricking fracking go.

HERRRRRRRE'S BRODY!!!! #AEWDynamite

BRODY KING JUST PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH A DOOR!!! #AEWDynamite

NGL, I'd probably get a drink with Zohran Mamdani. He seems like a decent chap.

Everyone, please rise for the song of mourning for Dick Cheney. If you can't rise or don't wish to rise, that's fine. Sitting also works if it's more comfortable. youtu.be/55btGpGsuDo?...

Fucking Cowboy Shit.

I watched the original Godzilla a few years ago. Still have the DVD. It is DARK AS FUCK.

Should put all their CEOs on a boat, in the middle of the ocean, and have the Orca Liberation Front take them out.

Got the notification from Compusport this morning. The Final Countdown is on. See you soon, Okoboji...🎯🎯🎯

*CM Punk wins world title on SNME.* Huh. Don't really care for him anymore, but good for him. *Goes on Twitter, sees 2023 Punk/AEW Discourse still.* Oh FFS, why do I even go over there anymore? IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS. GET OVER IT.

Gotta give it to Nebraska. They fought hard that entire game, and without their starting QB for the last 1.5 quarters. Didn't help either that the refs were basically gifting this game to USC. So there's that.

Omae wa mo shindieru...

Post something random or- SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS!! I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY!!! 👏👏

So there were no ICE ads during #AEWDynamite last night. At least none that I saw. Hangman won the war. Fucking Cowboy Shit right there.

Agreed. Let's keep Bandido as ROH Champion and Tag Team Champion forever. #AEWDynamite

Abby 2-belts VS. Perry 3-belts!!

This man is a cuck.

The hips don't lie...

My local ball club. The Birds.

Cowboy Shit.

Happy Birthday to one of the best.

Pink Ladies tournament, Singles. Got myself an early birthday present, and I'm in the Finals!

Thankfully, I was able to see the White House back in 2018 before Trump took a wrecking ball to the East Wing to soothe his fragile man-baby ego.

"Vince never r*ped me and was always cool to me" is some hill to die on...

That thing looks like a violation of the Geneva Convention.

So would that make Simba Shaman King?...

Well, Hangman's burning down someone's house...

The owner of this account is a fan of @nylarosebeast.bsky.social. The owner of this account is also a fan of @noa-lynn.bsky.social. Deal with it. 🏳️‍⚧️🎯🤼‍♀️

I kinda want to eat that, but part of me doesn't, because it looks too cute to eat. Eh, I'd slab some butter on it and scarf it down.

Can't afford Universal Healthcare, but we gotta pay for our own Gestapo and TWO FUCKING PRIVATE PLANES for Noem...

I don't think AEW went too extreme with the aquarium bit. If ANYTHING, they should've had pirahnas in the aquarium as well.

I've actually grown fond of Mankind Uno.

If that's the case, Alligator Alcatraz really is the American Auschwitz...

This. All of this. 👇

Godspeed, Space Ace... youtu.be/Twa0YIJs9L0?...