It is nice to know that it's not just my kids who are a-holes in public.

I used to play Risk a lot in high-school. Here’s how many troops I think it will take to hold the Strait of Hormuz.

I will say, it's not cheap to get in here. $25/kid when you have 3 kids...woof. need a "decreasing cost per kid" situation. $25/$15/$10/$5 and then each additional kid $5.

Just saw a guy in a shirt that says "(ph)inishe(d)" and that's NOT how you spell "finished." Thinks he's smart??? 🤣 *this is satire

The Children's Museum of #Cleveland is a WAY better experience without diapers and wipes in tow. Lol

And it won't. Effing. Matter.

1,146th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

The President of the United States casually talking about destroying a country “in an hour” should chill every democracy on Earth. This is exactly why leadership requires restraint, diplomacy, and respect for human life.👇

“I’ll never forgive Trump for the mentality he’s given the people I love.” 💔 Country singer @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social talks to Tennessee’s own Trae Crowder & @coreyrforrester.bsky.social about the Trump mentality and small town America, where he was raised

People calling this Starch Madness. 😂🤣

Then the ball is given to the #Magic after it very clearly DID NOT touch Schröder...ffs #LetEmKnow @nba.com

WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON???? HIW IS THAT NOT A CHARGE????? #LetEmKnow

I, all caps, HATE blaming refs for things but the way this game has been called is truuuuuuuuly a situation to be looked at.

So, like, is the #USA done with the #WBC then?

IF THE CHALLENGE IS A WIN THE TECHNICAL SHOULD BE RESCINDED

To clarify, Ellis got a T for speaking to his coach IN THE VICINITY of the ref who made the foul call!? What the f*** are we doing @nba.com???? #LetEmKnow

In cases you were wondering . . . this is a photo that annoyed Pete Hegseth so much because he thought it was "unflattering" so he got the photographer barred. I encourage all of you to use it as often as possible.

And now we're making VERY bad decisions with the ball... #LetEmKnow

1,145th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

#Cavs can't get a whistle, #Magic getting a ton of weak calls, Mobley can't breath on a guy without getting called for a foul...this is awful. #LetEmKnow

Happy #311day to all who celebrate!

Ya know, a lot of times @awfulannouncing.bsky.social posts GOOD announcing, but this one is right on the nose. Eff Russo.

Mornings are a little rough with getting 3 kids ready to get out the door, but on those mornings when my middle daughter decides to get the school lunch, instead of me making a lunch...I love those days.

Can someone help Pinocchiogles understand how immigration works pls

1,144th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

Hey! I'm sick of all of this! Like, everything. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

"A follow up. What was the location that was bombed that killed 150 school children, you feckless twat?"

1,143rd (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

In Lorain County, JFS is striking as they've been working without a contract since September (I think) and the Commissioners are refusing to negotiate in good faith. Now, scabs are getting $250 bonuses for working during the strike. Absolutely insane.

Schröder. Names are important. Get them right. Spell them properly.

Who can we bring in to punch 9 and 11 in the mouth without too much detriment to the team? #LetEmKnow #NeverForget

Well, when 0 offense shows up, gonna be hard to beat the #Celtics. Trash game. #LetEmKnow? Or nah.

#Basketball fans may be the least knowledgeable about their favorite sport. Hearing some absolutely TERRIBLE takes here at the #Cavs game.

1,142nd (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

Girl is trying to parallel park right by the bench I'm sitting on. I don't know if my presence is making her nervous with the parking, but she ended up about 2 feet away from the curb. 3.5/10

Did I just see @gabewasylko.com at the top of the #GuardsBall broadcast??

I'll be referring to tomorrow's #Cavs / #Celtics as The Battle of Shaq's Former Teams. #LetEmKnow

On this day of the final #Duke / #UNC for the year, never forget that Carlos Boozer lied to a blind man.

Jfc, The Banshees of Inisheeran is classified as COMEDY!?!?!?

A guy I know was named Brian at birth and then when he was 3...THREE...his parents changed his name to Gabe. What a mind f***

1,141st (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

What MAGA sees vs. what the rest of the world sees

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

This lineup may, uh, not be great. We shall see!

1,140th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

Myles averaging 1 speeding ticket per year. But, hey, lots of sacks. #Browns

THEN DON'T EFFING GO TO WAR!!!

I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before