1,044th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

More than 8 years, less than 15. Right Megyn?

I need to see what Teller was so upset about. #Browns

Welp. #Browns #GPODAWUND

If this next throw is anything less than 6 yards, fire the whole coaching staff. #Browns

O-Line protects, and a BIG GAIN to my guy, HFJ!!!! #AyZiggy #Browns

Welp. It hasn't been good. The O-Line has been non-existent since 12 came in. #Browns

My fellow white people: We are responsible for, and the benefactors of, most of the racist systems of oppression in this country. It is therefore our responsibility to dismantle them. That requires you to understand them and recognize the ways they are deeply integrated in our daily lives.

When is a ball down? When it's touched? Like, there is nothing in this world that makes me think that should be a touchback. When a QB slides, he's down where he starts. If a running back gets tackled forward and goes a couple yards, they move the ball back. Absolute trash.

OH THAT BETTER GET A F***ING REVIEW!!!! THAT BALL WAS KEPT OUT OF THE ENDZONE!!!!!!! WE ABOUT TO HAVE @bottlegate.bsky.social 2 POINT 0 #BROWNS

Rumor has it that 3,974 #Browns fans offered to give Bernie Kosar a piece of their liver. But, uh, Browns fans don't have livers that are functional enough for him to accept* *this is 100% satire and everyone in #Cleveland is thinking about 19

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

Give us Shadeur!!!!!! #Browns

...and Gabriel throws behind Jeudy instead of to his hands. #Browns gonna Browns.

DUDE, TOMMY, THEY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!! THAT 2ND DOWN IS A PERFECT TOSS SITUATION

Special Teams comes through for the #Browns, because of course Special Teams come through for the Browns. Time for a Fannin Tuddy!?!?

Fun fact: there was a time when Allagash distributed to Ohio and then for 5-7 years (maybe shorter?) they didn't. Still distributed to PA, MI, IN, IL, KY, but not Ohio....because they couldn't keep up production for Ohio AND all the other states.

#Browns still need a QB tho...

And Myles shows me why I still watch this team.

I, honestly, have a lot of respect for the #Browns defense, but the #Ravens are playing in a different league. #NFLsky

Over/Under: Halftime before I switch to West Wing #Browns

This effing team. Defenders tripping each other, Ward with the whiff...ffs.

Jfc. #GPODAWUND

Good start for the #Browns, running right into a group of blockers on the kick return...

Hey folks, new translation for the men out there. If your wife/girlfriend/significant other shows you something, and you say "Oh, that's cute," you may be accused, later, of saying "We should purchase that." STAND YOUR GROUND.

Legit, everytime I trade in a phone the person assisting me asks if I ever used the phone. Take care of your stuff, people.

Met Dale as we were about to load into our Lyft, yesterday.

There's a part of Mickey and Minnie's Perfect Picnic ride where Goofy says "Picnic-ers" and it comes out a liiiiiiiiiiittle sus.

1,043rd (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

Must have had a former Navy pilot landing us tonight. Sheesh.

This. Every👏🏼Single👏🏼One👏🏼

Texas A&M is getting WORKED and an LEO in the stadium is trying to pick fights with an SC player. #NCAAF

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

Soccer is hilarious. The refs will really be like "Hey, 5 more minutes" and then 6:19 later, as a guy is about to take a shot on goal, be like "Nah, we're done."

This is me at 15. I’m a child. I’m a CHILD.

You can feel a little guilty about not traveling with your kids, but then it's the last day, and you have to check out and get ready to head to the airport, but not for 3 wild banshees, and you forgive yourself.

1,042nd (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

Wifey has never been on the Tower of Terror at #HollywoodStudios. She's kind of freaking out. Said she was up during the night thinking about it. We're in line. 40 minute wait. Was going to ask for some #DisneyMagic / free Lightning Lane...but we're moving. Will update.

Operation Change The Topic From Epstein

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

Time to thank the Phoenecians.

1,041st (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

#MickeyAndMinnie approve of my #PBSisPunk shirt! @twocrowcollective.bsky.social

Kid whose Dad is dragging him into the restroom: "I don't need to go potty Daddy" The Dad: "Yeah, well I do, and you're with me. Mom's busy."

Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.

Absolutely wild how many people get dropped off on Earth for the first time AT Disney World.

1,040th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org