I got a new haircut

Hey do you guys like my new gym mirror?

When your boyfriend and meta keep you waiting

Wind sprints in summer was a CHOICE

Me after spending a day fighting a hacker out of our system

Okay I look RIDICULOUS let's go dance ✌️

Felt cute, might delete #fcf

I case anyone missed it, @gaymerotter.bsky.social 's butt pic looked like this

Bigggg stretch

☠️ ☠️ ☠️

I took a shower today

Happy 4/20 I made garlic bread

Happy Modesty Monday!

So, guys, I forgot to wear sunscreen 😅

Someone should really invent a phone I don't lose all over my house all the time.

Hey boys

Just in case anyone wanted to see my sweaty ass today

Got 1,000 followers, I'm officially cool now ✌️🤪

They should not let me work from home. #MidCockMonday

Morning 👋

Date night, wish me luck! 🤞

Honk.

Monochrome Monday of sorts. Self-portrait, work in progress :p #mcm #art #gay #otter #wip

When you're mean to be this is literally who you're being mean to

#fatassfriday (cuz I'm a rebel)

Cute boy spring

I'm a top I swear

They really need to make a bidet cover for car backup cameras.

Ok one more #fcf post

First Fire Horse #fcf

@gaymerotter.bsky.social i think I beat you today :p

Got some new gear!

Getting stuffed by @otterpuff.bsky.social

Up ten pounds in three months :p

Can't. Stop. Eating. Cheese.

Just bought these stupid ass mountaineering sunglasses. Now no one will be able to see my eyes in the club! 😝🙈😎 #actuallyautistic

"Hey Mike, what'd you do tonight?" "Oh I dunno, definitely didn't spend an hour painting an Incredibles / Super Mario cross-over" 😅🙃

Ran out of my good underwear, I really need to do laundry 😅

I thought Boston was supposed to be cold

I forget, are we supposed to be sluts when we're on business trips?

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only boy at the airport in a onesie

My 2026 Aspirations: * Trust my gut more: If I feel uncomfortable, I don't need an intellectual reason to leave a situation. * Trust my mind more: If I've already thought through a situation, I don't need to rethink it, just in case I missed something. * Be a good father, husband, and boyfriend.

Happy New Year :p

Why are people reblogging a 3 second vid of me kicking my feet ❓

Got my lifties in today