Up ten pounds in three months :p

Can't. Stop. Eating. Cheese.

Just bought these stupid ass mountaineering sunglasses. Now no one will be able to see my eyes in the club! 😝🙈😎 #actuallyautistic

"Hey Mike, what'd you do tonight?" "Oh I dunno, definitely didn't spend an hour painting an Incredibles / Super Mario cross-over" 😅🙃

Ran out of my good underwear, I really need to do laundry 😅

I thought Boston was supposed to be cold

I forget, are we supposed to be sluts when we're on business trips?

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only boy at the airport in a onesie

My 2026 Aspirations: * Trust my gut more: If I feel uncomfortable, I don't need an intellectual reason to leave a situation. * Trust my mind more: If I've already thought through a situation, I don't need to rethink it, just in case I missed something. * Be a good father, husband, and boyfriend.

Happy New Year :p

Why are people reblogging a 3 second vid of me kicking my feet ❓

Got my lifties in today

Getting drenched #piss #watersports #gay #otter

Trying out some new angles. How's this one?

Morning workout done! #otter #multichromemonday #autisminfinity

You ever get fucked so good it just breaks your brain?

Oh apparently Mirror Monday is also supposed to be a double feature 😝

I heard Mirror Monday is a thing now

I #precum a lot.

You ever not listen to music for 12 hours and then realize that hey, this whole music thing actually sounds pretty good

Shower break! #otter #cock

Sometimes you just have to have the piss fucked out of you #gay #otter #watersports

Getting dirty with this filthy otter @gaymerotter.bsky.social

Me after unironically crashing an Aquacize class this morning

Anyone wanna help tire me out? :p

Decided to be a slutty little seaplane for Halloween

Got some new lighting in my room!

We're not supposed to take this seriously, are we??

It hot out #sweatyboy

Wdyd next??

Sometimes it feels like I'm the only fag dancing at the grocery store

New hat 🧢

I made a pretty cool video right after this

Back at the gym after my Cali trip

Thanks @loadluvr.bsky.social for the new tank!

Juss me in my LA hotel room

Scrubby

I'm kinda liking these new full body workouts 😜

Anyone wanna dance tonight? :p

Tired after lifting!

Post morning workout

Shower time (I was thinking about 🦦s)

Kinda weird lighting but it works :p

Went up on weights today! 💪