Bartender: we don’t serve faster than light particles here, pal A tachyon walks into a bar

my wife punches me in the nose

There is no such thing as “too woke” get WOKER

head currently getting crushed between thighs don’t help me i’m exactly where i wanna be

the masculinely feminine urge to get bigger is strong with me

[ #kevinArt #sfawtde #csm #slimeknight ] my dream was just to be hugged by someone

lancer, the role playing game

yeah i’m sure you do derek i’m sure you do

Computah vacuum this guys favorite legos

someone pulled the wrong wire

i’m wifeless once again 😢 (they went home) 😞

i lived bitch

overall i’m not much of a fan of the whole liquid glass rebrand for apple but good lord this icon is phenomenal i would have sexual relations with this piece of user interface

can someone explain to me why the fuck bluesky looks like this on an ipad

stroopwafel

this post is inspired by me getting stabbed in the throat by a friend i hadnt seen in a while wearing a spiked collar at a geordie greep concert

emo/alt people at concerts:

the flat spot on the snout between the eyes of a dog is specifically for kissing btw

that one metal guitarist and her autistic cat kinda low effort on this one but honestly i haven’t finished art in so long that im okay with it @wintiesnowflake.bsky.social

i’m so unbelievably excited for this

A freebie for @astralfrog.bsky.social ! Felt that I needed another art example for chibi comms teehee [ #vo1d4rt // #art #artsky #freebie #oc #ocsky #ocart #ocartist #chibi #dragonborn #dnd #anthro <-- IM EVIL!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA (silly and joking) ]

working on yet another comm for lu 🔥

im aunt

just had to explain to my third graders the difference between furries and furbies

guh

flew a plane :D

A commission for @astralfrog.bsky.social !!! Thank you for commissioning me, and thank you so much for the tip! I loved drawing your sona :D #art #artsky #wolf #anthro #commissionsopen #traditional

me in the shower

The moon landing was faked but the director was a perfectionist so they had to shoot on-site

Buy my art or whatever I like to draw and play and paint minis teehee

game of the fucking year

i’m actually so obsessed with the way pokémon sleep in pokopia like they just fucking pass out on the street

the face of a girl who just ate an entire house

oh i dare

i have played pokopia for 7 hours straight oh god

<3 #ULTRAKILL

not quite home but close enough #silksong

Uhhhhhhh, no

i’ve gotten so much art from buddy here over the years i couldn’t recommend higher

i miss my wife

the woke left kidnapped me and tied me up and forced me to make a fursona true story

me on the puter

love how the human body goes from being the most impressive miracle of evolution to “if you hold your neck wrong your jaw will literally dislocate itself”

I NEED TO DRAW MORE RAAAAAAGH

up late thinking about Dr Pepper