Hugh Dancy broke his back working in 2004 to deliver Ella Enchanted and King Arthur just in time for me to gain consciousness as a 4 years old and make him my entire personality

the sexiest thing a man can do is be THE warrior of light

when i want to give up i remember that my goat obi wan kenobi was standing on business for the entirety of his tragic and pathetic life and i get better real quick

Italy in the past five summers: shortage of water, forest fires, unbearable heat in the cities Lombardia for some reason: how about we built a data center???

I bring a sort of "the Silmarillion should be animated like Castlevania or made like a series of xianxia movies" vibe to the fandom that Peter Jackson's white male ride-or-die army don't really like

never believed that bs about "every trio is actually duo" but now that i put my dusty old thinking cap on i realise that i'm kinda of the third party in this mf

now that chiitan has delivered the judgment i must lock in and deliver the sacred scriptures

i was visited in my dreams by a weirdo that told me to write a svt/mx/got7 fanfic in which mingyu and yugyeom are unbearably gay for one another and i think i should start working on it swiftly

just had another flashback of that one incredibly gay captain harlock movie, my villain origin story, my heated rivalry if you must

my brain is struggling to recover

terrible news: the finale of revenge of the sith remains unchanged in the dvd as well despite the magic of the analogic at work, day ruined, let's now wait for the sixty-fourth re-watch for better news (i am 100% delusional)

it's all boycott met gala on one side and on the other just bc the two little gays boys from the hockey show attended people are pretending that there is no bald overlord presiding over the stinky event, like i need y'all heated rivalshit cotton-eyed fans to buy yourselves some morals

The main reason I no longer bother reading Batman comics (outside of old runs and Absolute) is that writers no longer know how to write a compelling story with Damian without reheating the same damn disgusting nachos over and over again, like my baby sister could do better with her glitter pen

my new haircut is giving sporty-but-nice (myabe plays basketball) second male lead in a coming of age cdrama where there are a lot of pastels and shots on the beach (I ain't ever getting that girl ✊😞)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

daily conversations I have with the only other person that still plays final fantasy dissidia on the psp:

me the entire time watching fangs of fortune:

trying to find an optimus prime lockscreen that is not ass is like an olympic sport

when you have too many fic ideas and not enough energy to write all of them:

comment on my years long damian wayne fanfic: I don't understand what's going on honest reaction: me neither but I work better in confusion

🎶in the park 🎶 watching my doggo run after old ladies🎶and listening to exo discography🎶as god intended🎶

S2E1 One Piece: is that SABO??????? *inhuman screech*

Me, in the most serious tone, trying to hype myself up whenever my lazy ass doesn't want to do anything: what would Éomer, son of Éomund, say???

Trying to get my Brazilian IDs be like: "You need A for B. Oh, you don't have A? Don't worry! You can have A by submitting B!" Now, listen here bi-

Just thinking about Brendan Fraser and his sons, Maedhros and Maglor.

absolute garbage but I will persevere until the very end!!!

i'm reading the worst take on lotr but now mine has become a petty reading, i need to go to the end so that I can hate this dude better

my very helpful comment after putting Gramsci, Said, Tolkien and Totoro in the same proposal: ✨the gang✨

yes dear committee members, I'm citing myself in my proposal because I wrote a fire thesis last year and I kinda ate in my chapter on tolkien fanfic authors and I'm gonna need y'all to pipe down with the comments because I'm never wrong with this stuff, thanks committee members have a nice day :3

honest mood after the bad bunny show:

I DON'T WANT TO SEE FANCASTS FOR A "SILMARILLION MOVIE" BECAUSE THAT SHIT NEEDS TO BE FREAKING ANIMATED LIKE THE CASTLEVANIA SERIES WHAT'S NOT CLICKING INSTAGRAM???!!!

every single song from the debí tirar más fotos album makes me want to move back to my home country so bad gosh I'm crying like an idiot

I would sell my house (if I had one) to have this bad boy

quel momento di euforia quando hai abbastanza spicci per il kebab

finally deleting twitter I guess, feeling as if I'm escaping the interstellar black hole

This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.

film durante la giornata della memoria be like "che non accada mai più!" mf stai urlando al vento

if I watch a study vlog and the person filming pulls out chatgpt or one of his wretched siblings I immediately wish for them to get the worst possible grade

not the family group chat trying to convince me to switch sides and dedicate myself to the study of ai 😭😭 what in the hell is going on???

me pretending to be a super genius when I wake up at 3am with new ideas for my research when i'm actually unhealthily caffeinated and sleep deprived

Every time I see a post like "Fanfic authors I beg you to write like this" or "Fanfic authors you need to follow these English rules whatever" I lose my marbles. I need these people to pick a book from anywhere outside the Anglosphere and realise that not everyone was raised thinking in English

average reaction of an Italian classroom of 13 years old when it's time to hear about the fall of Constantinople:

exo as king arthur knights...I need to reflect

I've read the Mabinogion, the History of the Kings of Britain, Chrétien's Arthurian Romances, Marie's Lais and the Breton Lays, Merlin and the Grail and I can finally say that I'm so freaking tired of Gawain's ass pls for the love of everything nice on this green earth just give me Galahad already

the whole of Camelot when Gawain and Yvain are together:

This is it

when I'm in a Gawain #1 Fan race and Chrétien de Troyes walks in: