I had weight loss surgery last week and it is wild how much of my day is just focused on getting fluids in. I used to drink 64 oz of water without even thinking about it. Now every sip feels like a full time job. And time does not feel like its moving 🙃

I did not know people dead ass thought turkey legs were pork 😭 I saw three different videos on tiktok, and all the comments are saying turkey legs are pork legs because turkeys aren't that big. Yall have never seen a turkey or a pig leg in person because it ain't no way you believe that.

I started school today. That's it

My husband and I playing blue prince the last 2 days

“The age of consent is 16 in some states” Nigga, BLOCKED.

Mu son been sick this past weekend, then last night he broke out in a rash. Took him to the doctor, it's the fucking flu. Apparently, this year, a stain comes with a rash 🙃

Me spending $100 at the dispensary so I can get free chicken tenders

The rental office lost my rent check, and instead of saying they lost it. They are trying to say it bounced, and I own them 2 something in late fees. 😒 Bank said no one ran a check for them to say it bounced or not. I'm about to go flip a desk.

Asked the husband for something he said no, I immediately won it in a giveaway 🤭🤭🤭

Flat tire. Jack broke. Finally got home after handling that, and my kitchen light blew out. I'm ordering food and going to bed. we try this whole day tomorrow.

Yall said the wano arc was long but got damn

Tbf a half packet of crystal light sweet tea, a half packet of crystal light lemonade & some tequila has been my drink choice at home 🧍🏿‍♀️🧍🏿‍♀️

Pulling out that drawer to grab your bra in a box. Was a traumatic experience 😭

I've been so locked in playing two point museum. I ain't realize today is not Sunday until just now😩

I made bread. Please clap. It's a jalapeno cheddar loaf

I'm about to get into my 90s mom aesthetic and theme out my kitchen. I'm thinking strawberries

If I preorder a game, today is release day... why the fuck do i have to wait until noon to be able to play. I hate this has become a thing

Went to the thrift. Why was fashion nova and shein being priced at $30+ What is going on 😒

I'm probably late, but you can't search for pictures on IG. No more, they used to mix the reels in there, but now it's straight reels and nothing else 😒

A movie you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs

"Cause we going to bring it on.." #wweraw

Let's wrap this heel turn up with the new day, I know I'm not the only one tired. 😭 #wweraw

The clovers uniforms 🥹 #wweraw

Cinnamon bun focaccia with cream cheese icing I really be in here baking. It's so good

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I've been baking a lot lately ... the metric system is superior. The rest of the world got it right 😭 Except for temperature, the US ate with Fahrenheit 🤏🏿

The Pitt is a great show it's absolutely not meant to be binge. Dropping one episode a week is smart cause I'm going through it trying to catch up 😭

I recorded a 20-episode podcast like thingy for my husband for valentine's Day. I watched over 500 episodes of one piece for this. He's been listening to them all day , I never seen him so happy. Lol Always love people the way they wanna be loved 💗

I need school to be open on time tomorrow, if I miss my tattoo appointment 😩

I'm on my 9th batch

I made homemade cheez its .. I'm never buying them again. 😋

I have gone to 3 different doctors, and everyone was very concerned. Foot doctor finally had an open appointment. I'm diabetic, I thought I was about to lose my foot. I've been stressed for weeks. It's a bruise. It's just a bruise. 😭

My sourdough starter is finally ready to use , I did it!!!

There is challenge drama going. I haven't followed the challenge in the while, but I may have to clock in 🤔

The way men fall over themselves to ask what I do for my husband when I talk about what he does for me. Clearly, I must be doing something cause he keeps doing things. Let's keep up

Just saw an ad for a restaurant near me, I clicked on their Instagram. Why is that gorilla coon dancing around their restaurant. I will never go there now omg ... in northern Virginia?!?!? 🤢

I'm about to crash out, why would they send me these long ass insulin syringe needles 😭😭😭 This needle look like I'm about to poke my bone, absolutely not, I can't do this 😫

As a reformed people pleaser, I wince at least 3 times a day when I remember the shit I’d let slide. The conversations I allowed to happen around me. The many yeses that were absolute noes in my head. The boundaries I desperately wanted to protect but couldn’t. Sending love to anyone that’s there.

Every holiday i tell that man not to buy me nothing, i don't need anything and we probably should be saving money. Why did he book me a tattoo appointment for the 13th? It's already paid for. I just gotta show up 😭

I need this New Day heel turn to end immediately. They look like 2 bad actors in an after-school special trying to offer you a cigarette under the bleachers. I have had enough

The kid fell asleep in his own bed by himself at a reasonable time. 🥹 I am parenting at my all-time high right now.

I have several friends planning weddings right now , and im so glad I just eloped because absolutely not 😭

I had an Amazon return i been putting off. Today was the very last day. I got dressed and started the return in the app. They didn't even want the item back. I could have been gotten my money back 😩 I put it up on buy nothing and someone is coming to pick it up. I have to stop procrastinating

Sex workers aren't the answer for ppl that feel entitled to sex and sexually harass/assault massage therapists.

Thankful to God for bringing me a true lover boy who matches my natural lover girl energy 🫶🏾🫶🏾

I got 10 of them

I'm finally getting a continuous glucose monitor. Insurance kept denying one , my doctor finesse his latest appeal and im finally getting one 🙌🏿

I saw name and age and started panicking. 😭

I woke up this morning and my sugar was 54. Death was coming to get me. Omg I never drunk a cup of juice so fast in my life 😩

I finished the Marine 4 arc .. i have thoughts but I fear they will be unpopular.. so imma be quiet #onepiece