Look, my professional life is way too serious now for me to just post, "It's the Crustmas Season at Pizza Hut! Get one ice cold XL Just the Crust Pizza, get $12.25 off any size piping hot Pepsi," but know I'm thinking of all of you. May all observing the fall-to-winter yardwork transition find joy.

My microblogging era is over for now. It's been fun? Necessary? More validating than invalidating most of the time? Whatever! Feel free to stay in contact via text, Instagram, LinkedIn, or WhatsApp. I'll see you back on here in [redacted] years.