My queries are not querying and I’m not sure why. Disappointing 😔

New “JackFix” Attack Leverages Windows Updates into Executing Malicious Commands

Don't think my lactose pills are working. Dying in the bathroom at work lol

logging on

Grinding out a several hour presentation tonight. Or at least, as much of it as I can get done.

Slithers at you

My view has been immaculate today

Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum

watching this game like

I think I have an aversion to rowdiness. Just in general. Particularly in public spaces.

going live in a half hour!

The silver lining is that *during the day* my blood oxygen is fine. So, at least I’m not dying or anything. Just wildly uncomfortable lol

Got the classic "can't breathe good and doctors don't know why" thing going on again. Low-key probably have sleep apnea and it's aggravating some other issues. I'm getting older and I feel like I should've taken better care of my health when I was younger lol

🌟 chronic health issues 🌟

Camden is an underfunded school in North Minneapolis, and they weren’t able to put on a fall play this year due to lack of funding. Camden Drama Club is a very important space for queer kids who don’t have a lot of safe spaces in their lives, and they need to raise funds to continue. Can you help?

Haven't gone shopping and I'll be gone over the weekend, so I threw this together with stuff that I had and needed to get rid of. Solid 8/10

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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say. "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

Probably not gonna die! Doctor doesn’t know what’s wrong with me though, so more testing is in my future.

Virtual health visit time 😎

HOPE has been banned from St. John's University. www.2600.com/content/hope...

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

The true ADHD experience: having 3 drinks to alternate between at the bar.

Late night gym run and I come back to my entire floor smelling like a frat party. Someone’s having a good Saturday night.

“In 2025, receiving a .vbs “invoice” is like finding a floppy disk in your mailbox. It’s retro, suspicious, and definitely not something you should plug in.” www.malwarebytes.com/blog/threats...

Just as a treat 🐱

I was laughing and crying at 7am lol!!!

Stop doomscrolling and look at these capybaras.

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Flu shot is hitting hard lol I’m so tired 😪

Gonna give this meal prep thing a chance. We’ll see how it goes.

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NEWS: The UK is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...

Gastro problems flaring up 💀

Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.

Crazy to think my parents already had children when they were my age

Tonight was a very bad night.

Something in one of our integrations is not happy and is deleting data out of a couple tables. This makes all my report refreshes, which depend on that data being there, fail. The person who updated these scripts last is out for 12 days. I suppose I know what I’m doing tomorrow lol

It would be really cool to work for a company that posts public incident write ups. Like real APT stuff. Not just random clickfix or malware of the month stuff.

Entering the phase where I need to work on the projects that I committed to doing.

Just arrived: Advance copies of the first revised edition of Cult of the Dead Cow.

If anyone has fun malware, send it my way.

I should start doing sample analysis again. I haven't done a fun MARE night in a while. Just grabbing a random sample off of the bazaar and doing a write up on it.

Wtf does this even mean “If you get caught at 17, you’re going to be turned into a weapon at about 11,”

I always think it's funny when I see a lot of traffic from teams/slack/etc on my blog posts. A lot of the posts are really bad 💀

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