Down bad for a man who has repeatedly slid into my DMs this week and has remained equally respectful as he is flirtatious 🫦

Dunno if it's my best but definitely my most recent

Don't get me wrong. I love a short king but sometimes I just need a man over 5'11" to hold me & make me feel smol.

Made the switch to Apple Music in Oct. so I have no wrapped or replay this year which is making me big time sad 😭

Did you know??? that you can just??? keep your opinions to yourself???

Opening Bluesky on Thanksgiving

It's #HumpDay which also means it's Thong Thursday Eve.

Here's hoping tonight's nude sauna sesh will fix me. 😌🙂‍↕️

Photos came back from my bestie's wedding and all I can say is: hit the slay button, f@ggot! 🪭

"I play video games for the story lines." the story line:

🎶 yeah I'm freEeEeEeEe, freeballin' 🎶

it's literally like performing surgery trying to close those ads on grindr

Ahh, yes, it's that time of year again where I hate everything in my closet. 🍂

help! I've lost my will to get out of bed on this #mcm 😩

Quarterly review with my boss this morning put me in such a foul mood.

Best friend got married so I had to turn it out for her wedding 🖤

loooootta people on IG suddenly caring about the news and gun violence today... It's gonna be a block from me—I see exactly who you are.

Go off, Costar

We all understand that gym culture, particularly within the gay community, has helped to create a new standard of desirability, right? Which, intentionally or unintentionally, has led to a new standard to conform to in order to be 'desired.' A 'conventional' attractiveness, if you will.

soooo many cute boys at the neighborhood yard sales today 👀

In my (gay) 90s heartthrob era. ❤️‍🔥

525,600 pin sticks. 525,000 pins so sharp. 525,600 pin sticks. How do you measure a year? 🪡🧵

Lately, I've been having difficulty seeing clearly while hand sewing and when I inevitably have to get glasses, Oscar van Rhijn's cunty little frames are most definitely the aesthetic.

September issue so big it barely fit in my mailbox 😍

All smiles on a perfect summer day.

LFG Seattle!! 💙💛

officially on vacationnnnn! 🌊

Honestly the Blue Angels can go fuck themselves. I def should've left town today instead of tomorrow 😠

🎶So I put my cock ring on (I put my cock ring on) Tune in to my favorite porn (Tune in to my favorite porn)🎶

The first time I ever realized one's ability to serve cunt.

i n s o m n i a 😵‍💫

I am not breaking off a piece of that fun size KitKat, I'm just taking a bite. Also, I'm not peeling the cherry pull-and-peel Twizzlers, I'm also just taking whole bites.

So let me get this straight: it's Presidential overreach to direct the Dept. of Education to provide student loan relief but it's totally okay for the President to essentially eliminate entire governmental departments at the snap of their fingers. Got it. Cool. 🙄

If you think about it, Ash Ketchum is committing atrocities leaving a wake of death & destruction across every region he visits just so that he can become a Pokémon Master.

just another day on the lake working on my tan 🌊🌞

The speedo tan is coming along very nicely — in case you needed to know.

Evergreen skeet

Personally ready for the trend to end.

All pride fun aside I'm actually SO TIRED of seeing my ex at every👏🏻single👏🏻event👏🏻 I went to this weekend.

This new Lorde album has me in a chokehold.

Starting pride off strong 🌸⛓️✨

It felt appropriate for me to show off my latest purchase for y'all on #humpday

Make America Go to war Again 😒

feeling rad in my plaid 🪡 (sewn by me, for me)

The first annual No Kings Day.

Who's marching on Saturday, Seattle?? 🚫👑

I came. I tanned. I saw. 🏖️