The dad bear from the Charmin commercials is in the files, I promise you

Not to be a hater because I do like T. Swift pretty well, but putting the lyric “You’re only as good as your last hit” on a decidedly mid album is unfortunate

Now that I’ve moved to snow country, does anyone know what kind of winter tires Cruella De Vil had on her car? They had so much grip that they squealed in corners. youtu.be/hUoRYX3mqns

Sometimes when I'm sad I read George Santos' Wikipedia page, and when I get to the part about him sobbing in front of the judge before being sentenced to more than seven years in prison, I smile.

I'm feeling very meh today. If you feel the same, here's a mutt chilling in the back seat of a Rolls-Royce. May we all be that unbothered. (Sidenote: This would be utterly wasted on Lilly. Her favorite tester I ever had was a 2022 Hyundai Kona Electric) carbuzz.com/bespoke-roll...

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

My favorite genre of thing is whenever Grindr crashes during conservative events uk.news.yahoo.com/massive-grin...

I know someone who bought a plane ticket to Arizona to attend the Turning Point memorial service and I’m… I just… <sigh>

Big fan. It's giving Rosemeyer in a very good way carbuzz.com/audi-sports-...

When I was on staff at my college newspaper, I told EVERYONE with great authority that the word “news” used to be a contraction of “new things” and therefore a plural, even though I completely made that up. And then I learned years later that it was true!

Ralph Fiennes breathes really loud

Awful day at Angeles Crest yesterday, but here are two forbidden hot hatches anyway #weirdcarbs #SaxoVTR #DeltaIntegrale

Bluesky welcoming @jd-vance-1.bsky.social

This is the content I want to see more of. Shoutout to Logan Carter, a great friend/auto journalist/dogsitter combo, for pulling this one together www.jalopnik.com/1883196/west...

Hey allies (and everyone else), want to do something more meaningful than just fly a rainbow flag in your window? Spend 45 seconds or less asking your senators to protect trans healthcare via this link action.transequality.org/a/stopmedica...

My resolve, it weakens!

"States' rights" carbuzz.com/senate-kille...

Spent time with VW’s massively improved Tiguan last week, and it’s some crayon smell away from recapturing that old Mk4 magic carbuzz.com/2025-volkswa...

omwtcib (On my way to chill in Bozeman)

One time in elementary school, there was this crazy dirt devil on the baseball diamond, and I wanted to go play in it with the other kids. But my friend Jeff, not normally a serious person, begged me not to because it was dangerous. I didn’t and I regret it at least once a week. Nuts to you Jeff

Related: One of my favorite cars of this era is the 1949-1951 Lincoln strictly because the frenched headlights remind me of the robot

Post a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers

Absolutely brutal Cardle 2/5 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Woke up feeling spicy carbuzz.com/fake-news-re...

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Craigslist, the last bastion of non-partisan freedom and truth on the internet, has been infiltrated by AI.

This might be the dumbest recall of all time, especially given today's "government" is obsessed with reduced oversight carbuzz.com/volkswagen-r...

Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf just came on the radio (that is a very old-fashioned sentence) and it reminded me that it was my favorite song as a five-year-old. Man, toddler nostalgia hits so much harder than young-adult nostalgia. Cozy way to start the day

A massive staff of well-paid housekeepers and assistants (probably sourced from local artists) to do tasks I only mildly dislike – opening Taco Bell hot sauce packets or putting away laundry, for example.

I feel like bragging a lil in private (Noah doesn’t have a Bluesky). We spent the weekend replacing the clutch on a Mini, and my birthday present was a wind deflector for my Z4. Sometimes we get a little too car-obsessed in our home, but mostly it’s really nice to be with someone who gets you

My love affair with [redacted] pays off yet again! Cardle 1/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 718 🟢 🟢 🟢 cardle.boxbox.autos

Is it normal to feign interest or curiosity to the Costco worker about the sample you’re about to try for the third time this month, knowing full well you’ll never actually buy the product? Or do I just have anxiety?

Episodes of The Pitt need to be 50 percent longer. Also, requisite Noah Wyle thirst.

Does anyone know how to manifest one of those montage sequences where you learn how to be happier, more productive, smarter, and sexier, and all it takes is 45 seconds of buying a cute planner and smiling confidently while you answer the phone accompanied by the song “Perfect Day”?

I don't know if I've ever related to art more than Adam Scott crying in a Volvo before going into his office

Try as I might, I cannot help but love this stupid machine.

Immense pride Cardle 1/5 Streak 3🔥 Total Score 401 🟢 🟢 🟢 cardle.boxbox.autos

Got my @ohoat.bsky.social stickers in the mail the other day and they’re great quality and lots of fun. Despite being designed and made in the US, tariffs are still going to affect small businesses like this, but buy anyway.

Feeling some kinda way in the Slack channel today

Veteran (@joestutler.bsky.social) offers to help queer kids “eradicate Nazis” at a town hall, leadership takes it as a threat. They really said the quiet part loud didn’t they? youtu.be/ETLlwMp9ojg

It might be purely coincidental that I bought sunflower seeds to plant in my yard earlier this year, but that’s not going to stop me from growing them in support of Ukraine and in protest of our jackass oligarch president 🇺🇦

Hey All: Google is pulling the "automatically on for anyone over 18" bullshit with Gemini that the Dropbox did for its AI, but I can't afford to ditch Google Drive/Docs/Workspace. If you have a personal Google Account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off...

Challenge: Write a story about donated police Cybertrucks without using the word "bootlicker", difficulty INSANE carbuzz.com/swat-cybertr...

There’s a plumber inside, which means both dog and man have been banished to the backyard to stay out of his way. At least one of us has beaten the unseasonable heat. #bsdogs #dogsofbs

People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your all-time favorite TV show? Quote share your answer only in GIF form.

Tesla's stock price has plummeted 25% since December. Thoughts and prayers.

Today in miniature #weirdcarbs, a Bluesky-less Aaron Robinson sold me an original 1999 Detroit Auto Show souvenir for the launch of the Ford Thunderbird concept and it’s becoming my whole personality

Hardest one yet. Cardle 2/5 Streak 3🔥 Total Score 275 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 cardle.boxbox.autos

Here's a #weirdcarbs joke I'm excited to make in about seven months: I hate car-gay Halloween, what do you mean you're one of the wife-swapping swingers from the 1998 Lincoln Navigator promotional video? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AuA...

Stanley Kubrick’s Toy Story