Wondering why my stomach hurts after only having black coffee and beef jerky for breakfast...

My face sunburn is peeling. Need to break out the air in a can to clean the desk flakes.

Rhinestone Cowboy

This sounds like something Tom Brady would say and then wink directly into the camera.

"And doobee doobee doobee do youhoooooo take her to be your lawfully wedded wiffy?"

Added gochujang to a side order of primanti slaw. Might have created my summer obsession.

14 years ago the Flyers gave Shea Weber a 14 years offer sheet. His contract finally came off the books a few days ago. Pretty fitting

Got home to a house that was 80°. The AC stops after like 45 seconds of running.

Must have been a bit too hi last night. I sent myself a text to get more cookie dough ice cream 😂

Can't sleep and it's a thousand degrees outside... Guess I'll just scroll every app until I die

Oh it is a special kind of hell heat today

Since when is Detroit "The Windy City"?

Wow, good for him

OH NO

Kuzmenko... I guess it's worth a shot to hope he pulls a Mantha.

Oh no

I actually miss the old days of fake insiders on twitter. Could go for some chaos today.

Good for Skinner getting a nice pay day. Might even get starting time with Byuck talks

Pens just traded for a right shot D and signed TVR? Doesn't make much sense.

Signing a 36 year old defender to a 6 year deal...

Wrong one Dubass

Ryan Shea being discussed as a notable free agent on Sportsnet... Nothing against his great story and career path, but Jesus this free agent market is bad

Shea Weber is finally a free agent 😀

Have to wait to read the dissenting ops but it wouldn't surprise me if alito or thomas basically drafted a blueprint to try again with a greater chance of success.

Made garlic bread out of an onion bun for a chicken parm sandwich. My breath could probably knock a buzzard clear out of the sky right now.

*Paul Maurice shocked face as his team takes their 9th penalty of the game*

Ankle is still messed up. Would love to have some cold ones but can't get out. Need a booze delivery service.

Thought it started at 8. Beebs was trying to make that happen I guess.

Anne Hathaway and Kaley Cuoco? Someone is always living out my dreams and it's never me.

When did Brusters make a comeback?

Washington is going to be a very good team next season.

NHL GM's are doing stupid shit again. Come on Dubas. Take advantage .

They just got enough draft capital to trade for someone better Florida overpaid

Hidden Valley ranch 🤢

Just saw Subway advertising that certain 6 inch subs are only $5...

Jordan Staal you have cemented your own legacy!

Hell fucking yes

Windows open, cool air, smell of rain... Perfect Sunday evening

The true indicator that summer is upon us

The group chat was lighting up with a school lunches we miss. My favorite was the "Italian Dunkers" which was literally hoagie buns with garlic butter and cheese served with a cup of marinara. Been chasing that dragon for years.

1 trillion dollars and zero friends lol

That's some top shelf Bussi

Love when I can have the windows open and hear the fireworks from the bucco game

Looking forward to standing at the bus stop during the severe thunderstorm today. #blessed

I'm on this national cadre for work and they have a spreadsheet we can access to see who is on the team and their office location. They forgot the h at the end of Pittsburgh. I only have viewing access. It's bugging me so much. Having the yinzer need to email the creator to let her know.

For those of us who get distracted easily it's important to use the timer correctly on air fryers. My Korean BBQ is now charcoal

Svechnikov not playing is hurting the canes...

Is there a man hunt going on in Bloomfield right now?

@rockcandy87.bsky.social happy birthday!

Was in need of coffee so I tried the kcups my coworker left when she got a new job. So gross. My old man take is that coffee should be roasted dark and served black. No nonsense