Bonked ma noggin! #concussionworldrecord #moredamagethanbrain #happyfriday

Sometimes? Boys are girls. Important lesson for blokes new to this factoid.

I am playing animals crossing! A right delightful time!! These islands seem much safer than mine though. I’m not sure when the beasties come in, or how to make weaponry?

GREAT JUMPING JEHOSHAPHAT I FINALLY REMEMBERED MY OL HUMDINGER OF A PASSWORD!!! It was ‘Neytiri73!’ (Do not worry- I changed it!! I know now that 73 was a silly choice for a number and instead used my birthday!)

𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚 ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ. 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠, ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ. { ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 } 𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧, ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ. 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨, ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ.

“𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗷𝗮 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁???” #hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰

GOSH, trying to watch these animes the way Dirk tells me to, but the gosh darned subtitles are hard to keep up with sometimes!!!! Nobody tell him I swapped over to the dubs….*wipes sweat from brow nervously*

GOODMORNING ALL!!

I’ve been feeling a tad dizzy today. Perhaps the flu bug has finally flown its way to my island? YIKES!

I see!! It is ECTOBIOLOBABBLE that I WILL NOT GET INTO!! …What, erm… what was said about me?

Maybe, yes!! It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!!

YES!! HAHA… Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P

Well I AM the head of SKAIANET, I must have a few thoughts shaking around in this hollow noggin of mine, HAH!!

I SEE!! Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!! Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!!

WOWIE!!! We are??? THE FAMILY PILE KEEPS GETTING LARGER!!!

Anyhow… gosh. I don’t get hammered too often, I prefer keeping my gourd on LOCK and also I don’t think drinking is particularly positive for my myriad of brain injuries… but gosh, I am HUNGOVER AND IT IS YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO DIP INTO THE WHISKY!

I enjoy how this is at the bottom of my screen while I’m posting. CORRECT, BLUESKY! YOU WIN THIS ROUND!!

I don’t think myself the jealous type, but GOLLY is it a pain to have chapped lips. Those who don’t get it DO NOT GET IT!!! MUST WE AS A SOCIETY REGRESS SO FAR WE DO NOT HAVE A CURE FOR SUCH A THING?????

:33 < *ac pops up!* :33 < hello! wow this place looks like lots of fun! *ac cannot wait to m33t some new furends, her body is absolutely tingling with excitement!* :33 < hopefully i arrived befur those stinky tf2 jerks did *ac hates those guys!* #homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp

Olympic National Park, WA

Sometimes, I wonder if the real chums are the bothersome bastards that don’t leave when you close your eyes. Sometimes, I wonder if I have a bit too much brain damage!!! WHO KNOWS!!

Gosh, is it groggy as a great gator swamp today!! If my booties weren’t so expertly suited to the weather, my socks would be soaked!!

Nothing like a good ENGLISH MUFFIN to get a lad FIRED UP FOR THE DAY!!!! Named after yours truly!!! (HAHA! Joshing you!! Though my gran said such a thing, I truly believed it for a long while there!!!!)

“𝐈’𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒! 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.” ☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆ #homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp