This. This is why Cronus will never get that kiss.

Cringe. Walking away-

:o) Drops him.

//now to delete the post so I can gaslight gatekeep girl boss ♡

//you guys see nothing.

//hey homestuck fandom, how we doing? There's a hacking scam going around ♡

// yeah, sweetie, get fucked

Oh. Dang. So this is what double death feels like.

God has spoken. He is ready.

After Cronus? No no no. He hunts him for sport.

Picking up a baseball bat. Run, Cronus, run!

Cronus stop being a creep challenge.

//I worked hard on that edit

Sneeze-

Magic treehouse. Cool. He's just going to... Leave her to her reading.

Don't mind him. He's just taking a big ol' bite of a lusus burger. This is a whole lot easier to do without his stitches in! . . . It's been a long night. Don't judge his unusual appearance right now.

It sounds like a nice nap, honestly.

He's peering over to catch the title of the book. He's not the kind of jerk to interrupt someone's reading.

Ah, it's Serket! He's giving a friendly little wave!

He's looking like a whole new troll without his face paint. He even tied his hair back!

Apparently that's called "depression".

He's walking around without his face paint for now. At least until he finds the bubbles with more in them.

Oh no. He lost his back up face paint. Heck.

He's finally cleaning up his little blood mess. Messy messy.

Ow. Fuck. He ripped his stitches. There's purple everywhere. He even had to take off his face paint to focus on first aid.

Mmm. He thinks humans have a very weird stigma around gender and sexuality. Humans are just weird.

//listen. Kankri deserves to let loose.

//I got "um actually"d on my story of seasons knowledge

He's already dead. There's not much the spinning can do to him.

Rhaves is the only one who understands him. The dizziness. . . . He's getting back on the spinny chair.

:o) Light all the puppets on fire. Problem solved.

//pyro's life has whimsy and thus his ass is not flat

Pained wheeze- Why is the world still spinning?

He'll be fine. Just leave him there. He'll recover eventually.

Slowly sliding off of his chair. This is hell. He feels dizzy.

He's laying his head back and spinning! HelphelphelphELP-

He is also grabbing a skinny chair. Wheee!

Ooh, a spinny chair!

Spinning chair found again-! SPINNING :D!

Despite having stitches, his lips are still the most kissable.

♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain non-lewd themes; multi-ship.

@ Cronus