I get a weird sensation when I hear music I listened to when I was teenager, and it is not nostalgia. Some may say it sets off my Title Fight or Flight

You can call him Al, but Paul Simon can call her, “Some roly-poly little bat-faced girl” ????? Please.

welp time to listen to nine inch nails to cope with not getting tickets to nine inch nails

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all your family both related and chosen 🎄 🕎

I believe “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses to be the best Christmas song for the sole reason of the first lyrics being, “Bah humbug.”

Me and the homies hate Damon Albarn

i love that blur wrote the woohoo song to make fun of american grunge rock and americans were like "wow this slaps" and then continued ignoring blur

Guitars were meant to be played, not hoarded*

This is actually my primary instrument btw

My biggest issue with the HBO Yact Rock Dock-umentary is that for some reason Fred Armisen was the first person to speak?

I think my next logical annoying phase in life is to get really into F1 racing

Every time I see “Limited edition OCD” my brain goes, “Hm yeah I wonder if it’s like contamination OCD or the kind of OCD that makes you think you hit someone with your car and you constantly look in your rearview to make sure you didn’t” and then I’m like oh….it’s just a drive pedal

Ever since I was a little girl I aspired to have it all - An upstairs bottle of Tylenol - A downstairs bottle of Tylenol

Thank you Rao’s Sauce for having a giant Macy’s float with a fire breathing dragon named, “Arrabiatta.” You’ve really outdone yourself

When are the funny people gonna join this app? All I’ve seen is a bunch of millenials posting things they posted as FB statuses a decade ago

🍁🦃 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! 🦃🍁 "Snoopy, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade" 1988, by Elliot Erwitt.

It is not a Long Island thanksgiving until I hear a woman that could be my mother with a heavy accent pronounce “Influencer,” in a way that sounds indistinguishable to, “influenza.”

Overstimulated this neurodivergent that and yet I’ve had a freecreditreport.com song stuck in my head for 15 years

On a packed local train of 45+ year-olds seeing DMB and it's somehow worse than Santa Con

If I get the Hello Kitty fuzz pedal will they accept me, mom?

Why is there still no acoustic guitar emoji yet?

“Have fun with your echo chamber!” he exclaimed while typing furiously on truth social, the fair and bias-free medium, of course.

Some “just because” flowers a la Jeff

If only my brain allowed me to care about schematics or guitars pedals because I’d have a trillion followers already if I did

Lou Reed & Laurie Anderson, Coney Island, New York, 1995.